If he really wants out of his Tiger deal and has some balls about it, all he has to do is come out and say I don't want to play for such a shemozzle of a club and be strong in his conviction about it. Don't mince words about it just go to town and bag the crap out of them at management level, roster level and even bag out the proposed Sheens plus 10 coaches bullsh*t that they are considering. I mean 10 captains and now 10 coaches? The Fu*k? The club sucks! Should be his position and pull no punches.
Parra is a great club and and actually an awesome club, so I don't know what I was thinking when I signed with this other malignant mob. I must have been on drugs and under heavy hypnosis when I signed for such a low and woeful bunch of loses. What was I thinking? Please if the Tigers have any humanity at all they will let me walk away now. If I'm forced to honour such a toxic deal it will only serve to haunt me on to my dying days and see my form and career spiral into oblivion and crushed like from the weight of a massive black hole. The Tigers are a basket case of sorrow and tears, should be his only mantra.
If the tigers then still want to keep a player that has so publicly shown such utter distain and loathing for their club, then have at it. But I doubt that any club in todays NRL would. There is a salary cap and the Tigers can't afford to keep a disgruntled high purchase signing in reserve grade and so I am sure they would workout a deal to part with as little more damage as possible.
Also how good would that be for publicity and our next Parra vs Pussycats encounter. I love genuine hate and rivalry and this could start a fresh new one that makes our games against them even more exciting.
God I love watching other clubs suffer and struggle to get their sh*t together. I also like pulling wings of flies and and putting cling film on toilet seats.