Pou is such a merkin.
Not a lot of people know this but I went to school with Pou. I remember there was this one time where I bought a packet of Toobs and he said "Hey Gary, can I have a chip?". Being the decent person I am, I offered him the packet and the f**ker reefed out everything bar three Toobs.
Frustrated and exasperated I yelled out "You f**ken k*nt nose!". Just as I did this Principal Kennedy, who heard it came over and said "Who said that?" and Pou (with a mouthful of Toobs) pointed at me.
I ended up going to the Principal's office on that fateful day 25 years ago and we have been arch enemies ever since.