Rumours and Stuff

[Poupou Escobar]

when you lumped me in with some of these merkins.

They're reasonable merkins! As if it's Arthur's fault we missed the finals for three straight years - we had Hayne chewing up our cap in 2014 and Sandow killing our defence in '14-'15. This year we got caught cheating.

I've just spent the rest of the time trying to piss you off too.
Methinks mission accomplished

Yep, idiots with opinions piss me off. Now you know the secret, don't tell anyone.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Pou is such a merkin.

Not a lot of people know this but I went to school with Pou. I remember there was this one time where I bought a packet of Toobs and he said "Hey Gary, can I have a chip?". Being the decent person I am, I offered him the packet and the f**ker reefed out everything bar three Toobs.

Frustrated and exasperated I yelled out "You f**ken k*nt nose!". Just as I did this Principal Kennedy, who heard it came over and said "Who said that?" and Pou (with a mouthful of Toobs) pointed at me.

I ended up going to the Principal's office on that fateful day 25 years ago and we have been arch enemies ever since.

Yeh, well, when you came to the office you were hardly gracious. I told the pair of you flamin' mongrels to act your age, and go an beat off in the showers to videos of Sabrina getting out of the pool. But what did you do instead......you went to f**king yoga. How the f**k was that going to help? You pair had the credibility of vegetarian sharks, .

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Boys will be boys (boys boys).

 

[hindy111]

 

[hineyrulz]

If he's going to resort to stupid tricks to try to win an argument he can get f**ked. I'm happy to agree to disagree with someone but the minute they start trying to twist my words I'm not interested. I don't even care if they're polite. Just don't be dishonest.

Yeah fancy a merkin on here trying to do that???

 

[hindy111]

This is a good little short story

 

[The Phelan Folly]

Pou is shit.

 

[84 Baby]

I'm happy to agree to disagree with someone

Since f**king when? You're happy to disagree with some but I strongly doubt you'd be happy to agree that you're even disagreeing.
Unless that someone is a particular person and you weren't referring to everyone in general. But then that might be me twisting your statement around

 

[84 Baby]

They're reasonable merkins!

You and I both know they're not. I don't think I've met a bunch of more unreasonable merkins

 

[hindy111]

Sorry i was the one who bought up the SK thing. Maybe use should eat a gold nugget?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You and I both know they're not. I don't think I've met a bunch of more unreasonable merkins

I'm extremely reasonable. I'll f**ken kill anyone that suggests otherwise.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm also a bit drunk. But it is Friday.

 

[phantom eel]

If he's going to resort to stupid tricks to try to win an argument he can get f**ked. I'm happy to agree to disagree with someone but the minute they start trying to twist my words I'm not interested.

So many (unintentional) LOLs...

 

[strider]

I'm also a bit drunk. But it is Friday.

Fair enough then

 

[strider]

Am i missing something deep here?

 

[El Diablo]

I'm also a bit drunk. But it is Friday.

you with Bernie?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Say no to nuggets kids.

 

[Gary Gutful]

you with Bernie?

He is Bernie. I thought everyone knew that?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

you with Bernie?

Bernie went off to score. Promised he'd catch up.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

So many (unintentional) LOLs...

Ears burning hey?