Rumours and Stuff

[T.S Quint]

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Basically, he said the procedure was that they scrape out a sample of cells from inside your urethra and you see it happening. lol. He said it was painful but not sure if he was under local or not. If it was, a needle in the D followed by a thing stuck into you and the it scraping stuff out

What the f**k?
They do blood tests to find out that shit. What the hell kind of doctor is he going g to that’s scraping the inside of his dick?

 

[yy_cheng]

What the f**k?
They do blood tests to find out that shit. What the hell kind of doctor is he going g to that’s scraping the inside of his dick?

It was 40 years ago. Maybe the same as like testing Cancer of the Cervix

 

[T.S Quint]

Thank f**k for medical advancements I suppose.

 

[yy_cheng]

Thank f**k for medical advancements I suppose.

Imagine this Old Fat Male Doctor pulling it and then inserting a scraper in, scrape 10 times (Like Covid-19 testing hahahhahaha) and then pulls it out.

And you see it all happening below you. I wonder if you need to be erect for the scraping... hmmmm

 

[T.S Quint]

Imagine this Old Fat Male Doctor pulling it and then inserting a scraper in, scrape 10 times (Like Covid-19 testing hahahhahaha) and then pulls it out.

And you see it all happening below you. I wonder if you need to be erect for the scraping... hmmmm

He’d have to buy me dinner first.

 

[the phantom menace]

And you see it all happening below you. I wonder if you need to be erect for the scraping... hmmmm

I'd imagine it's harder (excuse the pun) to scrape when erect... but what if the scraping itself made someone erect mid-procedure?

 

[the phantom menace]

Will Penisini commits to the Eels

The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce Will Penisini has extended his contract with the Club.

www.parraeels.com.au

f**k, we re-signed them in the wrong order...

 

[Gronk]

So the Knights have given up on Luke Brooks ?

Knights secure Lachlan Miller

The nib Newcastle Knights are pleased to confirm the signing of Lachlan Miller from the Cronulla Sharks, effective immediately, on a deal that will see him in red and blue until at least the end of the 2025 season.

www.newcastleknights.com.au

 

[hineyrulz]

Penisini extends until 2025.

 

[emjaycee]

f**k, we re-signed them in the wrong order...

Or maybe they are just being announced in the order they were signed in?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Maybe, but he did something only one other man has ever done.

If he only did it once there’s a good chance he was lucky. Stuart, Hagan, Maguire, Green and Flanagan all won a single premiership as well. Sometimes the stars align.

 

[the phantom menace]

Or maybe they are just being announced in the order they were signed in?

Which would be the wrong order/priority... imo.

 

[emjaycee]

Which would be the wrong order/priority... imo.

And given Moses and Penisini have the same manager, probably not something the club can control.

 

[the phantom menace]

Well... there are probably ways. Will give the club a round of applause when they re-sign (announce the re-signing of) the priority player.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

OK I must have missed that. So the idea of forums is that you hit reply and then gibber on with something related to different topic ?

Works for me ffs

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You’re not wrong there.
I had kidney stones and a UTI at the same time (related issues obviously).

At least I got some pretty sweet painkillers to get me through.

Did I mention the time I peed down my balls? Pretty embarrassing

 

[eels_fan]

Also confirmed that Matto WILL miss first the 3 games. Request to change plea/decision not accepted

Eels star to miss three games after failed bid to change ban to fine

Eels star to miss three games after failed bid to change ban to fine

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[hineyrulz]

Which would be the wrong order/priority... imo.

The extending of Penisiiiii ( he he he extend) should have nothing to do with the re-signing of Moses.

He’s the best back the club has produced since Hayne and was a must keep IMO. If we can’t keep a talent like him we should have no business calling ourselves a development club. I’m very excited about the extending!!

 

[Eelogical]

I asked AI the question and here it is ...

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All jokes aside, I reckon we would have won a premiership or two if we had Jason Taylor on our books a few years earlier.

 

[84 Baby]

Will give the club a round of applause when they re-sign (announce the re-signing of) the priority player.

Waqa?