Rumours and Stuff

[King-Gutho94]

In saying that when it comes to surnames.

Quinton De Kock the cricketer for South Africa takes the cake.

Can you imagine the amount of shit talk and jokes you would have copped growing up with a surname of De Kock.

 

[Noise]

In saying that when it comes to surnames.

Quinton De Kock the cricketer for South Africa takes the cake.

Can you imagine the amount of shit talk and jokes you would have copped growing up with a surname of De Kock.

Misty Hyman has always been a favourite of mine.

 

[Avenger]

Misty Hyman has always been a favourite of mine.

Nothing beats Seymour Smegma.

 

[Stagger eel]

When your last name is penisini why call your poor kid Richard.

Will would like you to hold his beer for a moment..

 

[Lemon Squash]

In saying that when it comes to surnames.

Quinton De Kock the cricketer for South Africa takes the cake.

Can you imagine the amount of shit talk and jokes you would have copped growing up with a surname of De Kock.

I remember watching a Super Rugby game back in the day (I have no idea why, pretty sure I had been punching cones) and it was two Saffa teams and I swear to god there was a De Kock in one team and a De Puusy (can't remember the exact spelling) in the other team.

Great times.

 

[Stagger eel]

I remember watching a Super Rugby game back in the day (I have no idea why, pretty sure I had been punching cones) and it was two Saffa teams and I swear to god there was a De Kock in one team and a De Puusy (can't remember the exact spelling) in the other team.

Great times.

take me to your dealer please?

 

[hineyrulz]

In saying that when it comes to surnames.

Quinton De Kock the cricketer for South Africa takes the cake.

Can you imagine the amount of shit talk and jokes you would have copped growing up with a surname of De Kock.

It was even better when he was batting with Fap De Penis.

 

[TheRam]

When your last name is Pryke, you need an out there first name to take the focus off your last name.

Says the guy whos last name is 5150.

 

[Gronk]

If you follow me to the Non-Footy Chat thread, we have a recent post about a guitarist, who IIRC called his daughter Moon Unit. / end

 

[Tiger5150]

If you follow me to the Non-Footy Chat thread, we have a recent post about a guitarist, who IIRC called his daughter Moon Unit. / end

Frank Zappas kids are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva and Ahmet

 

[Lemon Squash]

You can only imagine the fun I was having in my stoned mind when De Kock tackled De Puusy

 

[84 Baby]

It was even better when he was batting with Fap De Penis.

I think you made that name up

 

[The Colonel]

Another hooker?

Nope. Edge back rower - 189cm and growing....

 

[Gronk]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0ggxo5qjCsoGNSPFeHPqigaTtUV7x4w6bXbUH6SoVs6nq7kHciUAYigpnarsVpRz3l&id=100022837256915&mibextid=Nif5oz

 

[hineyrulz]

I think you made that name up

Faf Du Pleiss but he’s a bit of a dick so Fap De Penis works so much better.

 

[hineyrulz]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0ggxo5qjCsoGNSPFeHPqigaTtUV7x4w6bXbUH6SoVs6nq7kHciUAYigpnarsVpRz3l&id=100022837256915&mibextid=Nif5oz

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Is this the young second rower Gronky???

 

[Glenneel]

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But...but...but, where are our backs? Maybe 'chase the collision' means BA stacks the team full of forwards? Could work I suppose as never been tried before.

 

[Gronk]

Is this the young second rower Gronky???

He played SG Ball for the Roosters. So he is Flegg ++ eligible.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He doesn’t need to get worse to not be in our 30 “top 30 quality” players because currently he isn’t in it, Moretti has gone past him, potentially Mataele too.
In order to get back into it, he needs a combination of either him getting better (possible but on display so far less likely, plus others are just as likely to get better at the same rate) and others getting worse (possible but apparently players can’t get worse).

Top 30 quality just means good enough for the top 30. And while there are players on top 30 contracts who aren't good enough, some clubs have more than 30 players of top 30 quality. If sufficient merkins have overtaken Momoisea for him to be outside the top 30 then we have become such a club. This would be validation of our investment in junior 'development'.

But Momoisea has 60+ reserve grade games under his belt along with 11 games in first grade. For a bloke who's just turned 25 that is absolutely the profile of a top 30 player. Moretti and Mataele also fit the profile. You're talking as though there's room in the top 30 for every merkin bar Momoisea. His utility value alone demands a place. Besides his seven games off the bench he played prop/lock and wing, as well as three positions in between.

 

[Twizzle]

Frank Zappas kids are Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva and Ahmet

and Zappa never touched drugs of any kind, hard to beleive