ohhh ho ho ha! Really? wow what a stat. We really are bad.
My brother had a son (lets call him my nephew). That nephew went to kindergarten, then infants school, then primary school. My nephew then went to high school, went through puberty, grew peach fuzz. Graduated high school, got his license, took a gap year in europe, took another gap year in europe, took a year in Canada working the ski fields, then came home and finished a degree. Got a job, started a career. Met a girl, fell in love, Courted for some years. Got married. Had a child and that kid starts high school next year.
Neither my nephew or his son have ever seen Parra win a comp. None of my kids have either but my oldest is only 27 so it doesnt really make the point.