Rumours and Stuff

[84 Baby]

Nah, just defending better.

I actually said they need to get back to just playing footy. I’m the worlds smartest man

 

[Eelogical]

You're right Rocketman. Once they turn 20 you're out of the woods.

Bullshit. You're stuck with them for life.

 

[Eelogical]

I actually said they need to get back to just playing footy. I’m the worlds smartest man

Geez, the rest of us must be complete dumbasses if that's the case.

 

[IFR33K]

Thank you, mate.

My wife has been spectacular - she's done an amazing job as trying to keep little one happy.

many women are. All I can say if you’ve got a good one, treat her well and give her your full support. She’ll be a keeper for life!

 

[IFR33K]

Bullshit. You're stuck with them for life.

fml don’t say that!

 

[Eelogical]

fml don’t say that!

In one way or another, that will be the case. Enjoy!

 

[Eelementary]

It will all work out.
How did big brother take to the new addition?

My little boy is just a smidge developmentally delayed, so I don't think he realises it's his sister yet.

But he's always trying to soothe the baby when she cries - honestly, when I see that, I forget all about the bad things in this world, and take comfort in the purity of toddlers. They're so good, and pure.

 

[Eelementary]

Our babies were both technically underweight (after being born long and fairly heavy) but they turned out fine. Don’t let the child health nurses freak you out. They’re all drama queens. Their job security relies on merkins making repeat visits.

Thanks, mate.

My boy was technically underweight, too - he's now almost 3, and in the 99th percentile for height, and 98th percentile for weight.

I think they like to freak parents out a bit.

 

[Eelementary]

many women are. All I can say if you’ve got a good one, treat her well and give her your full support. She’ll be a keeper for life!

That's definitely the plan!

 

[Eelementary]

Oh I thought we were talking about his wife. I'm away with the ferries. Ok that will learn me for only half reading the posts.

That's alright, mate - I genuinely appreciate your thoughts

 

[hindy111]

. They’re all drama queens. Their job security relies on merkins making repeat visits.

Agree. Same as physios and pharmaceutical companies

 

[T.S Quint]

Our babies were both technically underweight (after being born long and fairly heavy) but they turned out fine. Don’t let the child health nurses freak you out. They’re all drama queens. Their job security relies on merkins making repeat visits.

Mate, nurses don’t have to worry about job security. There’s such a shortage of them in the workplace right now they could start handing out opioids to everyone who walks in the hospital door and just get a slap on the wrist.

Same goes for childcare educators. Majority of them now are shithouse at their job but centres need them because there’s no one to replace them with.

 

[Stevie]

Thanks, mate.

My boy was technically underweight, too - he's now almost 3, and in the 99th percentile for height, and 98th percentile for weight.

I think they like to freak parents out a bit.

Mate a 3 year old and a newborn that was exactly us and it’s f**king hard! Mine are almost 5 and almost 2 and the first 6-9months when #2 was born really tested us. It 100% gets easier though.
Someone gave me some advice once which essentially reminds you to remember that everything with babies / toddlers is just a phase. It will pass.
Feel free to shoot me a message if ever you want a chat mate.

 

[Twizzle]

^^^ unsure why Andrew Ferguson's page is nospam.

not him, the other dude who owns the website

 

[Eelementary]

Mate a 3 year old and a newborn that was exactly us and it’s f**king hard! Mine are almost 5 and almost 2 and the first 6-9months when #2 was born really tested us. It 100% gets easier though.
Someone gave me some advice once which essentially reminds you to remember that everything with babies / toddlers is just a phase. It will pass.
Feel free to shoot me a message if ever you want a chat mate.

Thanks, mate!

My almost 3 year old is going through a sleep regression now...urgh!

 

[Stevie]

Thanks, mate!

My almost 3 year old is going through a sleep regression now...urgh!

Yep been there got the t shirt .

Hang in there mate you are doing a great job! Hardest work but the most rewarding thing you accomplish. Go easy on yourself too, literally no one has a dream run despite what social media often portrays.

 

[eel01s]

Gee I think it's tough with a 20 and almost 18 year old!

Best wishes to those with little ones. They grow up so fast!

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

I’ve got a 6 month old. I don’t even have time to have a chip roll anymore

 

[IFR33K]

Mate a 3 year old and a newborn that was exactly us and it’s f**king hard! Mine are almost 5 and almost 2 and the first 6-9months when #2 was born really tested us. It 100% gets easier though.
Someone gave me some advice once which essentially reminds you to remember that everything with babies / toddlers is just a phase. It will pass.
Feel free to shoot me a message if ever you want a chat mate.

I have 3 ferrets. And I’ve always said, if my last one was born first, He would have been my first and last. He gave us a really hard time and pushed us to our limits the first 8-9 months of his life. Who would have known his mothers milk affected him so much?

 

[IFR33K]

I’ve got a 6 month old. I don’t even have time to have a chip roll anymore

ffs.