Self service checkout

[blue bags]

I love them. For some reason all the cheap produce I buy at them tastes like the top shelf organic stuff

Maybe swapping a kg of organic rump steak
For a cheap bag of carrots
At the self service checkout

 

[Danish]

Maybe swapping a kg of organic rump steak
For a cheap bag of carrots
At the self service checkout

I don’t go that far, but I’ll be f**ked if I’m able to identify the specific type of tomato I picked up. So I make some assumptions.

although funnily enough I did once buy several bags of brown onions and the f**king machine flagged it as possibly dodgy given so many people seem to pick that as their scam veggie.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Maybe swapping a kg of organic rump steak
For a cheap bag of carrots
At the self service checkout

lol you realise they have cameras that automatically detect and check whether what you’re buying matches- you at least need to buy expensive stuff that looks the same as the cheap stuff you’re weighing it as.

 

[Chins get the wins]

lol you realise they have cameras that automatically detect and check whether what you’re buying matches- you at least need to buy expensive stuff that looks the same as the cheap stuff you’re weighing it as.

Many things fit in the brown paper bags for mushrooms........

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I don’t go that far, but I’ll be f**ked if I’m able to identify the specific type of tomato I picked up. So I make some assumptions.

although funnily enough I did once buy several bags of brown onions and the f**king machine flagged it as possibly dodgy given so many people seem to pick that as their scam veggie.

It might have helped if you hadn’t pressed the banana icon!

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Many things fit in the brown paper bags for mushrooms........

That is true, I’ll pay that

 

[Danish]

Many things fit in the brown paper bags for mushrooms........

They’d probably get suss if your bag of mushier weighed a couple kgs though.

That does open up an interesting idea though. The bag for 2kg frozen winter veggies ($5) would easily contain the 2kg pack of finish tablets ($70)

 

[Chins get the wins]

They’d probably get suss if your bag of mushier weighed a couple kgs though.

That does open up an interesting idea though. The bag for 2kg frozen winter veggies ($5) would easily contain the 2kg pack of finish tablets ($70)

Chicks use the mushroom bags for make-up all the time

 

[Twizzle]

Chicks use the mushroom bags for make-up all the time

I guess that depends on where you live

 

[Mike Oxbigg]

The chicks I get use the bags FOR makeup, not AS makeup ...

 

[SpaceMonkey]

They’d probably get suss if your bag of mushier weighed a couple kgs though.

That does open up an interesting idea though. The bag for 2kg frozen winter veggies ($5) would easily contain the 2kg pack of finish tablets ($70)

2kg of Viagra for $70? That’s a bargain…

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

2kg of Viagra for $70? That’s a bargain…

f**k you’ve hit some comedy form this off season.

Why can’t you entertain us like this during the season proper?!

 

[Danish]

I guess that depends on where you live

I reckon the Venn diagram of “people who would steal makeup” and “people who would buy makeup from the supermarket” is just about a perfect circle

 

[SpaceMonkey]

f**k you’ve hit some comedy form this off season.

Why can’t you entertain us like this during the season proper?!

Sorry boss I’ll try harder

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

@SpaceMonkey lives only for his fans @blue bags, you know that.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Enough academic speculation!



If @Twizzle gives me the Ok, and I get 4 likes to this post I’ll pull my LU press pass out of the cupboard and tomorrow I’ll try to steal something from the self service machines for “ research and journalistic purposes”

It will not be my intention to deprive the store of its goods, it is merely an exercise to ensure all security measures are operational and to test same.

Let the panel vote.

offer expires midnight tonight.

True Crime Unlimited!


Brought to you by Summer on LU.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

@soc123_au, I need you to put up your house for bail!

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Killjoys!

I was thinking about stuffing a Xmas ham down my trousers and trying to weigh and purchase one single grape.

That was the cunning plan!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/it-seems-counterintuitive-why-selfservice-checkouts-still-divide-australians/news-story/7d19ee4e54ce27c6e430e32bfa7fbd3b