Sharks supporters group - who foots bill for damaged property?

[The Preacher]

As long as my new bestest buddy, Emmy, is spared your wrath Willow.

I had to get a new buddy because Parra Petey has up and left me.
I know I said I was finished with picking up stray trolls, but when you see these poor bastards in soooo much need of attention, I just can't stand by and watch them suffer. :^o

 

[Dave Q]

Nobody takes me seriously anymore, my days of rampart forum hilarity are fast coming to a close (like the NSW selectors jobs)!

I used to be able troll with the best of them.

These days I just get laffed at and the heavies move on to counter more imemdiate and present threats.

Before I go, a message:

"Please kind sir, please refrain from throwing that cabbage at my head, I am simply wandering past on my way to the stable"

Even Willow is too busy to give me any unkindness.

It seems to me that the world is racing past me at 100 mph!

And make those fuggers pay for the property damage!

 

[The Preacher]

Nobody takes me seriously anymore,

When did they, Dave ??? ;-)

 

[Dave Q]

Lets see if I can get any bites:

Saints are useless fuggers who cant play football!

Red V'ed vermin!

Dong-headed Dragons!

Dump Kogarah, stupid hole..it deserved to get trashed!

...

Come on lads, dont let me get away with it, I have shamed you senseless...now lets get stuck in to old Dave...

Dont pull any punches..dont let fear stand in your way.

 

[Dave Q]

When did they, Dave ??? ;-)

true lol

 

[The Preacher]

Hey, Rev.Ted...................................Davey Q wants to sleep over, can I let him stay, CAN I ?????

He's putting sh!t on the Dragons and everything. Silly Souffs stray.

 

[Father Ted]

Hey, Rev.Ted...................................Davey Q wants to sleep over, can I let him stay, CAN I ?????

He's putting sh!t on the Dragons and everything. Silly Souffs stray.

Don't touch it and certainly don't put it in your mouth . You don't know where it's been !!!!!!!!!

 

[petetheileet]

This is what happens at cronulla if you tell there is an arab looking guy on the other side of the fence. Just watch'em go.

What do u think all the on - field security it kogarah are???

 

[Dave Q]

This is what happens at cronulla if you tell there is an arab looking guy on the other side of the fence. Just watch'em go.

Theres a budding Delaney just right of Centre, having a toggle at someone elses expense in the midst of liberating himself from Camp Kogarah.

"I was just in the process of escaping from the illegal custody when my hand did accidently and inadvertedly touch something, I do not know what it was"

Or is it a dream of Doust's- hetted up tough guys on a mission to find and thereafter neutralize the mighty Oust sign (and its owners and carriers).

 

[Steel Dragon]

I used to be able troll with the best of them.

Youre just not trying like you used to.
I know you can do it dave - you can become the troll you once were
I believe in you

 

[Quigs]

(sorry Preach, Father and Willow - but I couldn't help myself)

Ive heard through the 'vine' that they used cement thicker then the Old Fox's ears, and that it dried quicker than Stanley Gorton.

Was it true that Coach Brown and Trent slapped that part of the fence together during a working bee. I bumped into Bill McRitchie and I gave him an earfull about it. It was dangerous. Bill just nodded and said they'd probably never get to the end of any inquiry. He just told me to keep an ear out for any info.

I know Coach Browns brickies labourer was Barry Stumbles. He had a Tongan assistant John, I can't recall his last name but when the fence collapsed Stumbles was quoted as saying " the ffffarkin fffence has fffallen on me Fafita, ff**k it"

It has come to surface that the final contract was signed by a one Mickey Lane. It has since been found to be a furfie. ASTIC is looking into it. Could hear a lot more about that.

As the club wishes to tackle this problem long after the event, some would even say late, they have called in Jamie Ainscough Investigators.

The club has called for internal inquiry headed by Perry Haddock... Perry already has released an early press statement. the Headlines read, "Haddock thinks something is fishy"

It is a shame that the Late Great Harry Eden is no longer with us, because he would of probably called around and sorted this whole schumozzle out in his own descreet way.

Cheers
Quigs

 

[The Preacher]

(sorry Preach, Father and Willow - but I couldn't help myself)

Ive heard through the 'vine' that they used cement thicker then the Old Fox's ears, and that it dried quicker than Stanley Gorton.

Was it true that Coach Brown and Trent slapped that part of the fence together during a working bee. I bumped into Bill McRitchie and I gave him an earfull about it. It was dangerous. Bill just nodded and said they'd probably never get to the end of any inquiry. He just told me to keep an ear out for any info.

I know Coach Browns brickies labourer was Barry Stumbles. He had a Tongan assistant John, I can't recall his last name but when the fence collapsed Stumbles was quoted as saying " the ffffarkin fffence has fffallen on me Fafita, ff**k it"

It has come to surface that the final contract was signed by a one Mickey Lane. It has since been found to be a furfie. ASTIC is looking into it. Could hear a lot more about that.

As the club wishes to tackle this problem long after the event, some would even say late, they have called in Jamie Ainscough Investigators.

The club has called for internal inquiry headed by Perry Haddock... Perry already has released an early press statement. the Headlines read, "Haddock thinks something is fishy"

It is a shame that the Late Great Harry Eden is no longer with us, because he would of probably called around and sorted this whole schumozzle out in his own descreet way.

Cheers
Quigs

Quigs, that's beautiful. It's like something out of the pages of "The Biff".

I've also got another tome for you to have a look at, I'll PM you when I'm sending it up.

 

[2 True Blues]

This is a crazy read guys !!! A real nut fest.:crazy: :sarcasm: :crazy: So I am obviously in the right place !! LOL ?? :lol:

 

[Snoop Shark]

This is what happens at cronulla if you tell there is an arab looking guy on the other side of the fence. Just watch'em go.

This looks like a job interview day for security guards at kograh oval;-)

 

[Dave Q]

This looks like a job interview day for security guards at kograh oval;-)

Pffft!:lol:

 

[Father Ted]

(sorry Preach, Father and Willow - but I couldn't help myself)

Ive heard through the 'vine' that they used cement thicker then the Old Fox's ears, and that it dried quicker than Stanley Gorton.

Was it true that Coach Brown and Trent slapped that part of the fence together during a working bee. I bumped into Bill McRitchie and I gave him an earfull about it. It was dangerous. Bill just nodded and said they'd probably never get to the end of any inquiry. He just told me to keep an ear out for any info.

I know Coach Browns brickies labourer was Barry Stumbles. He had a Tongan assistant John, I can't recall his last name but when the fence collapsed Stumbles was quoted as saying " the ffffarkin fffence has fffallen on me Fafita, ff**k it"

It has come to surface that the final contract was signed by a one Mickey Lane. It has since been found to be a furfie. ASTIC is looking into it. Could hear a lot more about that.

As the club wishes to tackle this problem long after the event, some would even say late, they have called in Jamie Ainscough Investigators.

The club has called for internal inquiry headed by Perry Haddock... Perry already has released an early press statement. the Headlines read, "Haddock thinks something is fishy"

It is a shame that the Late Great Harry Eden is no longer with us, because he would of probably called around and sorted this whole schumozzle out in his own descreet way.

Cheers
Quigs

Great stuff . All that was missing was Barry Beath with a pair of sissors on a revenge mission .

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Great stuff . All that was missing was Barry Beath with a pair of sissors on a revenge mission .

I was only relating the goings on of that day to someone recently. What a mixture. Anzac day, long weekend, balmy day at shark park, shark win, Peter Gow and Barry Beath and the infamous Saints jersey desecration. The club was packed, there were fights everywhere and a bomb threat.

Ironically a Sharks official won a signed Saints jersey the other night at Jublilee.

 

[Quigs]

This is what happens at cronulla if you tell there is an arab looking guy on the other side of the fence. Just watch'em go.

Don't know about that one Johnsy, but I reckon the same bloke built both fences. Very similar standard.

Cheers
Quigs

 

[Dave Q]

Petro's manager invites club officials to run an obstacle course to sign him up.

Darryl Brohman suffered from acute flatulence somewhere near that mountain.

Cronulla fans rushing to pay for the broken fence.

 

[Southernsaint]

I was only relating the goings on of that day to someone recently. What a mixture. Anzac day, long weekend, balmy day at shark park, shark win, Peter Gow and Barry Beath and the infamous Saints jersey desecration. The club was packed, there were fights everywhere and a bomb threat.

Ironically a Sharks official won a signed Saints jersey the other night at Jublilee.

Bomb threat??

Hmmm, there's one person in particular who I could imagine phoning one in...