I hear you produce your own gravitational field.
. . . The thing I can't get my head around is that everyone knows he has changed his football team. Let's step back and re-visit that . . . As an adult, he changed his football team !.
Yet it's not like he slinks about hoping that nobody will notice. He goes and puts bunnies cartoonies at the foot of his page.
I felt sorry for him at first, figuring that he's not all there. You know what they say about first impressions.
So, did he do a crash course in rabbitohs history so he can keep up with the intense discussions in the burrow? Or did he drive up to the Port for some intense tutoring with the 'man ?
Maybe that's why he calls himself Alien. So when someone asks him a detail about his passionately supported rabbitohs pertaining to say, 1995* . . . he just says that he came to Earth in 2001, and he can't be expected to know anything about souths from before that date.
*Edit: they were in the comp in 1995, yeah ?