"I told you we should've put more than five bucks in"Also, this shit about Poe f**king up. Did he really? They were, what, two lightspeed jumps away from "running out of fuel" as they say. He actually blew up the one ship that could have easily taken them all out during the OJ Simpson chase.
Anyone else think of Wile Coyote every time Hux was on??? Only thing missing was his signs when he goes off a cliff.So the last one will have no Luke, no Leia, no Han....
Pass
Btw it gets tiring seeing the First Order getting outwitted over and over.
Like how did they become powerful at all.
LOL the only thing missing from that scene was a White Bronco.Also, this shit about Poe f**king up. Did he really? They were, what, two lightspeed jumps away from "running out of fuel" as they say. He actually blew up the one ship that could have easily taken them all out during the OJ Simpson chase.
The forced Rose and Finn relationship was really weird. Was it meant to be sentimental? I've seen potatoes that have more chemistry than that pair.
I'll thank you to avoid making fun of the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree dwellers.
Why? They are utter lightweights when compared to the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.I'll thank you to avoid making fun of the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree dwellers.
Also, this shit about Poe f**king up. Did he really? They were, what, two lightspeed jumps away from "running out of fuel" as they say. He actually blew up the one ship that could have easily taken them all out during the OJ Simpson chase.
Actually the only thing I consider a major plot flaw is that there are no real consequences to Poe's f**k ups.
After he commits mutiny Leia's reaction is basically "lulz classic Poe". merkin should have been in chains by the time the final battle rolled around.
They jump to light speed and the big dreadnought follows them...Uh, yes he did. Massively.
He lost their entire bomber fleet and a tonne of fighters because he pushed ahead with the attack when the smart move was to cut and run.
Had he not done so, they’d have had offensive options after they jumped to light speed.
He then sooks that he doesn’t know the plan, despite not needing to, and then when finally told the plan (after much whining), he blabs it to everyone on the ship - including a double agent who informs the first order - and organises a mutiny.
His actions are responsible for the loss of all their fighting spacecraft, and eventually the entire fleet.
All because he assumes he knows best
They jump to light speed and the big dreadnought follows them...
No, because at that point they didn't know they could be tracked.Yes I know. It also takes the First Order 30 seconds to track them then make the jump. They then have a full bevy of bombers and fighters to plan an attack and destroy it when it arrives, perhaps without suffering a complete loss of their fleet.
No, because at that point they didn't know they could be tracked.
Dreadnought jumps in, catches them completely by surprise, blows them away before they can formulate taking a shit.They figure it out after the first jump, form a plan while making the 2nd jump, and position to their ships for an attack.
They wouldn’t need to attack the dreadnought in that attack either, just the lead ship which would disable their tracking ability
Or was it romantic?
She did kiss him for some reason
I actually laughed out loud for a good 5 seconds or so when she fell unconscious right after the kiss. What a deplorable scene.At that point I wanted them both dead
I thought she was dead and maybe the movie might redeem itself....I actually laughed out loud for a good 5 seconds or so when she fell unconscious right after the kiss. What a deplorable scene.