Poor Aquaman ...
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Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:
* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )
* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)
* super-strength (though not as much as others)
* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)
* enhanced senses
* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people
* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu
* he beats gods wIth ease
Aquaman is a f**king badass.
/nerd outrage