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Casper The Ghost

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Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:

* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )

* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)

* super-strength (though not as much as others)

* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)

* enhanced senses

* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people

* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu

* he beats gods wIth ease

Aquaman is a f**king badass.

/nerd outrage

:sarcasm:

:lol:

I had a bit of nerd meltdown, eh?

What the f**k was that all about????

Please warn me next time.
 

T.S Quint

Coach
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Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:

* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )

* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)

* super-strength (though not as much as others)

* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)

* enhanced senses

* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people

* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu

* he beats gods wIth ease

Aquaman is a f**king badass.

/nerd outrage

:thumb
 

T.S Quint

Coach
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lingard

Coach
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Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:

* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )

* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)

* super-strength (though not as much as others)

* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)

* enhanced senses

* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people

* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu

* he beats gods wIth ease

Aquaman is a f**king badass.

/nerd outrage



Look, he might be all that - but that gold lamé uniform he wears ......... destroys any credibility he might have had.
 

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