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I had a bit of nerd meltdown, eh?
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I had a bit of nerd meltdown, eh?
Was your kids first word Thorman (after the highly successful Pom)?
most people say mama or dada - unless maybe batman is your ... :shock:
:lol: - actually I thought it might have been chiproll
Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:
* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )
* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)
* super-strength (though not as much as others)
* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)
* enhanced senses
* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people
* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu
* he beats gods wIth ease
Aquaman is a f**king badass.
/nerd outrage
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I had a bit of nerd meltdown, eh?
Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:
* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )
* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)
* super-strength (though not as much as others)
* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)
* enhanced senses
* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people
* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu
* he beats gods wIth ease
Aquaman is a f**king badass.
/nerd outrage
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Even though it's funny, it always pisses me off when people assume Aquaman's powers are lame. How about:
* being the king of the motherf**king sea (and being able to control any being living in the sea, which accounts for 70% of the planet )
* having near-impenetrable skin (to the point it is bulletproof)
* super-strength (though not as much as others)
* his trident was forged with magic (meaning he could f**k Superman up with it)
* enhanced senses
* unlike Superman and Batman, he has no qualms straight up murdering people
* he fought, and defeated, motherf**king Ctulhu
* he beats gods wIth ease
Aquaman is a f**king badass.
/nerd outrage
Is that prick trying to kill Angry Gadget Man? Guantanamo Bay for you, son.
but angry gadget man has the suit with sensational abs
Look, he might be all that - but that gold lamé uniform he wears ......... destroys any credibility he might have had.
Aquaman is for losers.
Pretty sure Sterlo's comments are why we lost on Monday.