Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

Greetings fellow eels supporters

 

[The Colonel]

Welcome stiffmeister....

 

[Jake the snake]

How are ya Stiffy.

 

[stiffmeister]

raring & ready to go

 

[TheParraboy]

:nwave:

 

[eloquentEEL]

*waits for the barage of Stiffler's Mum jokes*
8-[

 

[Aussiehurrikane]

welcome

grand mother ****er

 

[Stagger eel]

welcome on board.

do you want to give us a blow by blow account of the stiff-meister story?? ;-)

 

[Twizzle]

you like warm apple pie ?

 

[stiffmeister]

Nothing wrong with a pie fetish

 

[stiffmeister]

My story will unfold in due course

Lessons will be available from yours truly on the art of picking up ladies while being abnoxious

:twisted:

 

[stiffmeister]

Actually I've been offered a coaching position to help the players with meeting the opposite sex

:badgrin:

 

[Stagger eel]

are you any relation to PJ Marshal.

this place aint big enough for both of you.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Stiff-meister is a legit sausage jockey.

Nice to have another Eel to the boards ;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

PJ Marshal must be a stiffler Clone

I always supply the sausages at a bbq (& the pies lol ) & then I am available for dessert (This offer extends to the ladies only) & the babes don't need to get high on drugs as by looking at me they will be on a natural high.

 

[planeteels]

It's been a LONG time COMING

Going by ur nickname I can already see ur Nuts

so welcome aboard, enjoy your ride/s

BTW don't pull out of the forum too early! some posters like it short and sweet.. others like it long and slow or in PJ's case he'll take and usually cops it all ways.. :lol:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Wait to you see me.

I've been known to change males sexual preferences with my astonishing good looks and body.

Be careful :lol:

Twizzle was once happily married :lol:

 

[stiffmeister]

Thanks there planet, a bit of stiffler on this forum is always good medicine
8)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

i have my own stiff

 

[stiffmeister]

R J maybe we should work as a team & please the ladies with our presence at clubs

But ladies be warned I am the master of your domain