Stiff-meister has arrived

[Freak]

"OH MY GOD YOUR GAY"

Welcome Stifler!!

 

[stiffmeister]

No way man (As Seinfeld would say, not that there is anything wrong with it) I am 100 % prime beef for the ladies only

I have to reduce my clubbing as my shirts keeps getting worn out from women constantly touching my chest.

 

[Jake the snake]

Only your chest???

 

[Stagger eel]

Only your chest???

well they have to find the other thing first!! :lol: :lol:

 

[The Colonel]

Something rather familiar about you stiff-meister.....

 

[Twizzle]

Wait to you see me.

I've been known to change males sexual preferences with my astonishing good looks and body.

Be careful :lol:

Twizzle was once happily married :lol:

and now I wear a hair rock wig, just for Ron

 

[Eelementary]

Welcome Stiffy.

As a sexy newcomer to this prestigious club, it is my duty to ask - have you any interest in wearing jumbo g-strings and dancing?

I only ask because...well, you know.

Welcome to my Cheer Squad, as I would say...you know...

 

[stiffmeister]

Colonel

I'm related to someone else on this forum

 

[The Colonel]

Colonel

I'm related to someone else on this forum

Cheers - no worries.

 

[stiffmeister]

Jumbo g-string no

but dancing with sexy babes, yes

 

[stiffmeister]

speaking of the cheer squad... Any way for the stiff to be unleashed upon them?

 

[stiffmeister]

Jake

The beast does not get unleashed until the lady has passed my quality control check

:mrgreen:

 

[stiffmeister]

The stiff has the biff

 

[Eelementary]

OK my bad.

I've amended my stipulations - no jumbo g's. Kinda a bad vibe.

But dancing with sexy babes is a must - the babes entertain us, which in turn helps to entertain the crowd.

Let's get rowdy in here, I say.

 

[stiffmeister]

oh yeeahh

Man I hope we score many, many tries so the stiff can admire the cheerleaders. Burt & Tahu & Eric, please score many tries to make the stiff happy.

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Oh love is in the air
It follows where the stiff goes
oh love is in the air
every place the beast is unleashed

Was that JPY who sang this?

 

[stiffmeister]

The stiff-meister cant wait for season 2005 to start. I will be seated where the cheerleaders will be

My middle name isn't jackhammer for nothing

:-$

 

[Eelementary]

Yup.

John Paul Young sang that song. Good but not as good as:

BABY, I'm hot just like and oven
I need some lovin'
And
BABY I keep on capsizin'
The waves are risin' and risin'

 

[stiffmeister]

who sang that song:

your once, your twice your 3 times my stiffness

was that Lionel Ritchie ?

 

[Eelementary]

Yeah I think that was good ol' Ritch.