Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

my older brother used to wear those parachute pants, you know like what M C Hammer wore. I think the stiffler needs a pair of those to hide the assets

 

[PJ Marshal]

PJ Marshal must be a stiffler Clone

I always supply the sausages at a bbq (& the pies lol ) & then I am available for dessert (This offer extends to the ladies only) & the babes don't need to get high on drugs as by looking at me they will be on a natural high.

Clone my arse im the real deal around here

 

[Stagger eel]

oh! here we go......welcome to the attack of the killer egos :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

as they say in the classics, ok gentlemen, handbags at ten paces!!!

 

[dazeely]

PJ Marshal must be a stiffler Clone

I always supply the sausages at a bbq (& the pies lol ) & then I am available for dessert (This offer extends to the ladies only) & the babes don't need to get high on drugs as by looking at me they will be on a natural high.

Clone my arse im the real deal around here

Let the fun begin. Round 1 . **Ding Ding**

 

[stiffmeister]

Hey there PJ steady there

There are enough women for all of us. It's just that I am the master at attracting them through my genuine charm & good looks. This takes experience and dedication. It is an art (but then again it can also be a science).

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

To show you I have a heart of gold I will love to give you some tips. Remember, a wise man is always open to more knowledge

;-)

 

[Stagger eel]

Hey there PJ steady there

There are enough women for all of us. It's just that I am the master at attracting them through my genuine charm & good looks. This takes experience and dedication. It is an art (but then again it can also be a science).

;-)

very smoove stiffy!!...I bet you charm all the girls in your local establishment!!! :lol:

 

[stiffmeister]

Eelevation

May I humbly say that you are very wise. Mate, I just have to walk in any room & smoothly shake my left leg & they will swarm towards my mysterious charismatic charm
;-)

 

[dazeely]

PJ Marshal must be a stiffler Clone

I always supply the sausages at a bbq (& the pies lol ) & then I am available for dessert (This offer extends to the ladies only) & the babes don't need to get high on drugs as by looking at me they will be on a natural high.

Clone my arse im the real deal around here

Let the fun begin. Round 1 . **Ding Ding**

Round 2 **Ding Ding** Stiffy ahead on points with a short upper cut or two that landed flush on PJs ego. But beware of the wounded PJ. He will be back. Bigger and badder than ever.

 

[stiffmeister]

My best move is called the stiff attack.

I simply adjust my tools & the babes swarm in like flies
;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

My charm is so piercing that it melts the babes ice in her drink

 

[dazeely]

Do they even know what has hit them. Or is it a sneak attack. Over before it began. You have all the moves stiffy.

 

[stiffmeister]

My success rate is so high that I have been banned from many clubs

A few babes have had minor cardiac arrest as they say I speak like poetry

;-)

 

[dazeely]

Maybe stiffy you should write a book. If so what would you call it....?

 

[stiffmeister]

Daz

That explains their stunned mullet look

 

[dazeely]

I'm in awe stiffy. Keep up the good work.

 

[stiffmeister]

Good question

I 'd call it The New art of Jackhammerism or The science of the natural & smooth methods of picking up chicks

 

[stiffmeister]

I must admit that I was'nt always charming. When I was 12 I approached a babe & I propositioned her in lets just say with no charming words.

Before I knew it she bitch slapped me across my face so hard that one of my teeth bacame loose. And to wrap itup I had an imprint of her fingers across my face

That was the turning point in my life

 

[stiffmeister]

You see that is why I am offering my services in the art or science of successfully attracting the opposite sex. I want to save years of rejection & humiliation

The chick who wrote the Book Men are from mars & women are from Venus obviously did not come across the Stiff-Meister

If she did she will recall back all the books & burn them

 

[stiffmeister]

Actually another name for my book could be The Art of Stiffling

Look I promise to give PJ with a signatured copy of my first book

;-)