Super Bright and Shiny New Pic Thread

[adamkungl]

The three of us would make awesome babies.

Im not sure about the biology there but I'm willing to try.

FOR SCIENCE

 

[Joker's Wild]

Sucks - but not as much as the Raiders. They suck so hard.

Texans are the suckiest

 

[Pugzley]

Could you be any more of a pervert?

I'm not a pervert. I'm a super pervert!!

 

[Dani]

Im not sure about the biology there but I'm willing to try.

FOR SCIENCE

Do you think you'd make it out alive?

 

[Eelementary]

Im not sure about the biology there but I'm willing to try.

FOR SCIENCE

I expect a report with graphs, illustrations, videos, photographs and interviews. In the name of science, of course.

You know what? Screw the rest of the documentation - just give me the graphs.

 

[Eelementary]

Texans are the suckiest

I dunno, mate - we suck pretty hard. We paid JaMarcus Russell a motza to become an Olympic Fried Food Eating Platinum Medallist*.

*The joke here is that platinum is more precious than gold. I know there's no such thing as an Olympic Fried Food Eating competition. Duh.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I dunno, mate - we suck pretty hard. We paid JaMarcus Russell a motza to become an Olympic Fried Food Eating Platinum Medallist*.

*The joke here is that platinum is more precious than gold. I know there's no such thing as an Olympic Fried Food Eating competition. Duh.

Dude?! SPOILERS! And my training was going so well..... *sigh*

 

[Joker's Wild]

I dunno, mate - we suck pretty hard. We paid JaMarcus Russell a motza to become an Olympic Fried Food Eating Platinum Medallist*.

*The joke here is that platinum is more precious than gold. I know there's no such thing as an Olympic Fried Food Eating competition. Duh.

Raiders: 4 and 12, Texans: 2 and 14

Worst win/loss record in the comp pretty much says it all

 

[Timmah]

I assume this is England's urn.

 

[Eelementary]

Raiders: 4 and 12, Texans: 2 and 14

Worst win/loss record in the comp pretty much says it all

True...

But we DID let go of Asomugha and [years warlier] Randy Moss...

Plus, you know, Al Davis...So...

 

[Eelementary]

Dude?! SPOILERS! And my training was going so well..... *sigh*

Shit, son - I'm sorry. I thought you knew.

See, I was told this as a young lad competing in the World's Fastest Wankfest. Imagine my surprise when mum bursts through the door and shouts, "There's no such thing as Santa, the Easter Bunny or Fried Food Eating Medals!!! And stop touching yourself FFS!"

I mean, you can't tell a 22 year old man that Santa isn't real...

 

[Joker's Wild]

True...

But we DID let go of Asomugha and [years warlier] Randy Moss...

Plus, you know, Al Davis...So...

Oh dont get me wrong, the Raiders have years of derp behind them as a franchise. Its a pretty solid history of being useless

However, the '13/'14 NFL season belongs to the Texans for being just outright shit mongers. FMD even the Browns did better

 

[Eelementary]

Oh dont get me wrong, the Raiders have years of derp behind them as a franchise. Its a pretty solid history of being useless

However, the '13/'14 NFL season belongs to the Texans for being just outright shit mongers. FMD even the Browns did better

Yeah, it must have been a tough year. Specially because your roster is actually decent.

There's always next year. I'm an expert at that line of thinking, what, with being an Eels AND Oakland Raiders fan and all...

Ok, now I'm sad.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Shit, son - I'm sorry. I thought you knew.

See, I was told this as a young lad competing in the World's Fastest Wankfest. Imagine my surprise when mum bursts through the door and shouts, "There's no such thing as Santa, the Easter Bunny or Fried Food Eating Medals!!! And stop touching yourself FFS!"

I mean, you can't tell a 22 year old man that Santa isn't real...

Quality lols:

 

[Eelementary]

Quality lols:

Praise from Caesar. I am humbled.

 

[Martli]

Me and my dog after weeding the garden.

 

[Frederick]

Mortli!

 

[Eelementary]

Me and my dog after weeding the garden.

Holy shit! It's Martli!

 

[Twizzle]

looks like typical New Zealand weather as well

 

[Alba]

Martli <3