Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[Bazal]

Go through the tens of thousands of news reports, articles, interviews etc and find one that gives a fatality % instead of a whole number.

You wont.

Also lol@souffs

Could be worse.

There's a God bothering f**knut in th Warriors forum trying to convince people the mortality rate is over 40%

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Could be worse.

There's a God bothering f**knut in th Warriors forum trying to convince people the mortality rate is over 40%

Probably got it from a news site that conveinatley left out the rest of the sentence "of cases aged between 80-90"

 

[Bazal]

Probably got it from a news site that conveinatley left out the rest of the sentence "of cases aged between 80-90"

Oh no it's even worse than that.

See, he reckons that the mortality rate is actually the number of deaths against the number of recovered patients. So rather than that actual single figure percentage, you get ebola.

The stats don't count until someone is dead or recovered. LMAO.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Oh no it's even worse than that.

See, he reckons that the mortality rate is actually the number of deaths against the number of recovered patients. So rather than that actual single figure percentage, you get ebola.

The stats don't count until someone is dead or recovered. LMAO.

Does he also think the earth is flat?

 

[Misanthrope]

Reports in that Kenya has just confirmed its first coronavirus case.

It's going to tear through Africa like wildfire, I fear. East Africa is essentially a bunch of corrupt governments incapable of managing a chook raffle. With the exception of Rwanda, it's going to get messy if it gets out of hand.

I'm so f**ked.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Gotta feel for the 3rd world nations here. For them its the real life version of what A Current Affair would like you to beleive of how royally f@$ked you are here

 

[Misanthrope]

The irony of the US banning people from multiple countries from entering in order to prevent the spread of "the foreign disease" and then having one of their citizens be the one to spread it to Kenya...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

The irony of the US banning people from multiple countries from entering in order to prevent the spread of "the foreign disease" and then having one of their citizens be the one to spread it to Kenya...

All while still admitting people from the UK. Weird decision

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Has trump blamed the mexicans for it yet?

 

[Misanthrope]

Has trump blamed the mexicans for it yet?

He's blamed everybody who isn't American by calling it "the foreign disease", like every disease doesn't have to originate somewhere.

Meanwhile, Canada and Mexico are looking to close their borders to prevent Americans from bringing more coronavirus into the country.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

As an individual, that was my worst ever performance on a cricket field. I’ve hit golden ducks where I have contributed more.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Channel 9 news had richard wilkie streaming from quarantine after testing positive and was just a "i feel good, it isnt that bad".

Amazed they let it air, ACA would have writing his obituary for him

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm just resigning myself to becoming Georgian.

I'd better learn the f**king language.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I'm just resigning myself to becoming Georgian.

I'd better learn the f**king language.

I expect a Stalin-esque moustache by Xmas. I’ll even let you stretch it out to Orthodox Xmas...

 

[Misanthrope]

I expect a Stalin-esque moustache by Xmas. I’ll even let you stretch it out to Orthodox Xmas...

I think my wife might leave me if I get rid of the beard. She's seen pictures of a clean-shaven CWB and it is no bueno.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I think my wife might leave me if I get rid of the beard. She's seen pictures of a clean-shaven CWB and it is no bueno.

It's not fully clean shaven...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It's not fully clean shaven...

Source?

Actually... No. Forget it.

 

[Misanthrope]

Anybody on self-quarantine/working from home yet?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Anybody on self-quarantine/working from home yet?

The wife is working from home.

 

[muzby]

Anybody on self-quarantine/working from home yet?

I’ve moved to a 2 day a week roster at home... More days an option if I want them..

I just worry about the smaller businesses out there.. I’ve started offsetting the savings I make on travel costs with buying lunch from the businesses around the office when I do go into work..