Superthread LXI - No longer honouring AdamKungl for his birthday as it has now passed

[Eelementary]

Be yourself

Pretty much this. If they don't like you for who you are, then they're not really worth your time.

Yup.

And I think it's safe and accurate to say you're a top chick, so if he doesn't see it, then he's either blind or a pot plant.

 

[Misanthrope]

Epic stomach pains. This poo will be a river monster.

That might be my new favourite metaphor.

 

[Alba]

Epic stomach pains. This poo will be a river monster.

:lol::lol::lol: lovely

 

[Twizzle]

Cant imagine Dani is a pink dress, complete with black or purple nail polish

Dani the Barbie doll just doesn't work for me.

 

[thorson1987]

Time for bed soon.

Wife has just turned on the 3 hour finale to The Bachelor.

It is the worst show ever.

 

[Dutchy]

That might be my new favourite metaphor.

I think I just broke New South Wales plumbing.

 

[Didgi]

Time for bed soon.

Wife has just turned on the 3 hour finale to The Bachelor.

It is the worst show ever.

There's one worse show. The Bachelorette. Same premise, less hawt wimmin.

 

[Dani]

Cant imagine Dani is a pink dress, complete with black or purple nail polish

Dani the Barbie doll just doesn't work for me.

My nails are silver this week!

What kind of Dani does work for you?

 

[Eelementary]

I think I just broke New South Wales plumbing.

Oh, la di da! Hey, fellas - plumbing! Too good to shit in a bucket like the rest of us, eh?

...

What? You mean it's just me?

Shit! I've got to re-evaluate my life choices...

 

[thorson1987]

There's one worse show. The Bachelorette. Same premise, less hawt wimmin.

Good point.

Also, more douchebags aswell.

 

[Helmet Man]

Guys. Halp.

I have a date on Saturday. I've never been on a date

Tips? Dos/donts?

Do: Flash your breasts to the guy the time you meet him. Guaranteed to make him fall in love with you instantly.

 

[Dutchy]

First step to becoming a China-man. Done.

 

[Bazal]

You know what else is great about the Big Bash?

Sir f**king Viv. Legend

 

[HowHigh]

yeah mun

 

[Bazal]

Technically Kieswetter was out there....IIRC

 

[afinalsin666]

Top gear and Community and Royal Rumble and Playoffs. This will be a good month.

 

[Didgi]

Technically Kieswetter was out there....IIRC

Did Kieswetter leave his crease for the second? If not then Pom is out, if he did then went back he was closer to the broken end and therefore out I think.

 

[Bazal]

Did Kieswetter leave his crease for the second? If not then Pom is out, if he did then went back he was closer to the broken end and therefore out I think.

Yeah he did leave his crease, so I think technically he was out. Doesn't matter for the Sixers, they probably would prefer Pommers out anyway

 

[Alba]

Is Sunday cricket sold out? Where would one find this information on the interwebz?

 

[HowHigh]

Sunday as in the ashes?
The ashes are sold out, was trying to get tickets myself