Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[BunniesMan]

I've never got a jury duty letter. I actually want to do it.

 

[Bulldog Force]

I've never got a jury duty letter. I actually want to do it.

Does the NSW Government know you're in Victoriania now?

 

[soc123_au]

Just walk in and ask where the guilty bastard is. The defence will send you packing.

 

[BunniesMan]

Does the NSW Government know you're in Victoriania now?

I'm not in Victoria yet. And when I move to Victoria I'll get my license changed as soon as I have a house to live in. So no more than a week or two. The odds of getting the letter in that time is one in a million.

 

[Didgi]

So, who knows how I can get out of jury duty?

Hope it's a sexual assault case or the defendant is a minority. Big, white bloke from the Western suburbs doesn't stand a chance, they'll want women and minorities. Similar if some brick head has assaulted someone, they'll want the mums who pull their kids out of footy because it's too rough. Driving trucks means you'll be out from any traffic incident I imagine.

If it's drugs I'm sure you can work out how to get out of that.

Should add that I am not eligible to get out of it by what they use as excuses.

I imagine this is covered, but otherwise tell them you've got a few young kids and need to work fulltime. Chances are it'll work.

Just walk in and ask where the guilty bastard is. The defence will send you packing.

:lol: nvm, we have a winner.

 

[muzby]

just keep asking the same question to anyone who speaks to you..


"are you matlock?"



or just refer to them as "doctor"

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Just walk in with a noose.

 

[BunniesMan]

Announce loudly that if the court gets it wrong you believe in vigilante justice.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Announce that you live in a 420 friendly house.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Its really sad that SMH headlines / article 'snaps' on their site now read like buzz feed headlines rather than actual journalism.

 

[Red Bear]

Stoners are generally boring people but you get some fun ones.

Almost all boring merkins in my experience

Seriously considering just not doing this essay and copping the fail. In terms of getting FEE-help, you only need to pass 4 out of your last 8 units to be eligible. In terms of the cost, it's just $800 wasted dollars that I'll only have to pay back if/when I'm rich. It'll be easier to do 3 units next semester in Melbourne and 1 now, instead of 2 and 2.

Strong attitude one semester in to university. f**king dribbler

So, who knows how I can get out of jury duty?

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[DB]

Turn up naked

 

[ek999]

I'm sure any potential law firms looking to employ BM would love to see a fail in critical analysis on his acadamic transcript. Subject should be piss easy to complete, if you couldn't get a distinction in it with minimal effort, I fear for your prospects of completing a law degree

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm thinking that being a law student would automatically rule Lionel out of jury duty.

That and him turning up in a gimp suit.

 

[BunniesMan]

I don't walk around in a gimp suit. I've never worn a gimp suit. I don't even know where you get gimp suits.

 

[madunit]

So, who knows how I can get out of jury duty?

medical certificate

use back pain

 

[madunit]

I'm sure you're jury material. :roll:

The best way to get off is to walk in with a white hood and a copy of mein kampf in your hand.

I like the fact that you need the book as well to ensure you'll get the arse.:lol:

 

[madunit]

I don't walk around in a gimp suit. I've never worn a gimp suit. I don't even know where you get gimp suits.

you were born in one.

dumb f**king gimp

 

[madunit]

on a more important note I just want to say that from reading AG's posts, I finally understand how people feel when they read my posts.

 

[dogslife]

I got out of jury duty by telling them I post as Bulldogs force on the LU forums