Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[Dragon2010]

Give her the D

Give her the Dutchy?

 

[Eelementary]

They didn't specify the number of bears to wolves. You would think that they would have more wolves than bears, meaning less that 5. Despite Polar Bears being the strongest of the bear family (yes, even stronger than Grizzlys), a pack of 5 wolves would easily take on 4 PBs. They have a combination of stealth, strength, aggression and intimidation. They themselves are very territorial. The wolves share a brotherhood and care for one another thats almost similar to how any human would care for their brother!

The Alaskan Malamute in this video would have had no problem disposing of the Polar Bear. Given that the Alaskan Malamute is actually considered a domestic dog rather than a wolf, you can only imagine that a brown wolf who would naturally be more attack-minded and aggressive would have an easy time taking care of that big white fluff ball.

Having said all this though, PBs and Wolves rarely fight each other in the wild. The biggest threat to wolves is hunters (f**king bastards) and the biggest threat to PBs... you can guess!

In this fantasy world of yours where polar bears are intimidated by f**king wolves, do apes and humans coexist peacefully, or are they constantly at war?

And would this be the very same fantasy world where you are offered more money and responsibility in your job, and it sends you into a depression spiral?

 

[Dragon2010]

In this fantasy world of yours where polar bears are intimidated by f**king wolves, do apes and humans coexist peacefully, or are they constantly at war?

And would this be the very same fantasy world where you are offered more money and responsibility in your job, and it sends you into a depression spiral?

Twilight.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Would a wolf beat a Kogan?

 

[Misanthrope]

Isn't that the same question as "Would a wolf beat a Samsung?"

 

[Eelementary]

Would a wolf beat a Kogan?

Kogan ftw, IMO, tbh.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

A Chinese wolf would beat a Korean bear.

 

[Misanthrope]

Was the contest a race to extinction?

 

[thorson1987]

I'm more of a Palsonic man myself.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

They'd both be on the menu probably.


AG, KKK membership number 2321.

 

[Dani]

I feel all glowy and shit. This exercise stuff is ok.

 

[thorson1987]

I feel all glowy and shit. This exercise stuff is ok.

Good to hear.

 

[Eelementary]

I feel all glowy and shit. This exercise stuff is ok.

Noice.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I'm more of a Palsonic man myself.

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why the hell would you remake Total Recall?

 

[Eelementary]

Why the hell would you remake Total Recall?

And it's pretty much a scene-for-scene remake, too.

 

[whall15]

Why the hell would you remake Total Recall?

$$$.

 

[thorson1987]

And it's pretty much a scene-for-scene remake, too.

Except its England and Australia pretty much.

At least keep it on Mars.

 

[muzby]

Why the hell would you remake Total Recall?

you know you're getting old when they start remaking movies you watched as a kid...

or when they start re-making / sampling / covering songs you liked as a kid..

 

[Misanthrope]

you know you're getting old when they start remaking movies you watched as a kid...

or when they start re-making / sampling / covering songs you liked as a kid..

They don't even wait that long these days. How long was it between Spiderman or Hulk reboots?