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How can you ruin 9 years in the last 5 minutes.
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How can you ruin 9 years in the last 5 minutes.
I'd go with one of those two tbh.i'd suggest any one of the following:
- "hey, you finally learned to use a computer. i'm very proud of you, honey"
- "thanks, today has been wonderful so far. spend most of the morning in bed with <insert her best friend's name here>. she says hi!"
- "screw you. my dog died"
- "it's not just a wonderful day, it's a magical day. those herpes you gave me finally seem to have gone away"
- "yep, just turned sweet sixteen. sorry i lied to you and said i was older"
- "thanks. meet you at the hilton hotel, room 218"
- "is that all? i was hoping you'd jump out of a cake for me this year"
- "yeah, um, it's not actually my birthday today. you've been getting it wrong all these years but i didn't have the heart to correct you before"
- "the day was wonderful. until you posted that"
- "thanks, but i don't have much time. they're still after me"
ex-girlfriend posted "Happy Birthday!! Have a wonderful day x" on my facebook wall.
most creative reply will get posted as a response. kgo.
HIMYM is shit
HIMYM is shit
This.