LADIES of the night are attempting to crack the daytime market with lunchtime meal deals offering a “pie, coke and a poke”.
An exodus of tradies to the mines has forced legal brothels to find ways of attracting new clients.
The lunch break brothel quickie fits in with a broader trend in the sex industry, with one academic revealing it is also a peak time for accessing online porn.
The midday rendezvous is also more discreet, enabling clients to duck out and still be home for the wife and kids in the evening.
One Sunshine Coast legal brothel, Scarlet Harem, is hoping to lure stressed workers away from computers and construction sites with its lunch offerings.
For a “limited time only” clients can get a deal which includes a hot pie and coke with their choice of a range of “services”.
The special launched this month has been advertised as “Pie, Coke ‘n’ Poke Lunchtime fun” and a “Lady for a Tradie Lunchtime Fun Meal Deal” promising “XXX Pleasures”.
The award-winning brothel has also extended its opening hours and is advertising “early bird” specials.
Madam of 13 years and businesswoman Paris Satine said visiting a bordello was a “different way to spend your lunchtime”.
With studies finding more and more stressed Aussies are eating at their desks, Ms Satine said her ladies could aid in relaxation.
“They can come in for a massage, they don’t have to have sex,” she said.
“There’s nothing better than a relaxing massage and someone giving you lunch on the way out.”
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Pie coke and poke deal
