SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[madunit]

The house that Ned Kelly was born in is currently up for sale on realestate.com.au

 

[Drew-Sta]

Split a dribble of coffee on myself trying to walk and drink at the same time.

Not a great start to the day.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Happy Friday fellas.

 

[Twizzle]

If, by that you are using a shortened version of the phrase "mother f**kers", what about those of us who have yet to fornicate with a mother?

If however you are referring purely to mothers, despite your mildly inaccurate spelling, what about those of us who are yet to be mothers, or are fathers, or are neither, or are both?

you're all a bunch of Mutherf**kers, so yeh, that one

 

[madunit]

Split a dribble of coffee on myself trying to walk and drink at the same time.

Not a great start to the day.

You wouldn't have done that if it was alcoholic.

A bloke can go to sleep holding a cup of coffee and spill its contents.

Same bloke can go to sleep holding a beer and not spill a drop for hours.

 

[Drew-Sta]

You wouldn't have done that if it was alcoholic.

A bloke can go to sleep holding a cup of coffee and spill its contents.

Same bloke can go to sleep holding a beer and not spill a drop for hours.

Too true. So the learning is replace my coffee with a bottle of Coopers Pale Ale?

 

[madunit]

Too true. So the learning is replace my coffee with a bottle of Coopers Pale Ale?

well I understand that there are times when you may prefer to drink coffee, so maybe just a dash of Coopers in your coffee just to make it alcoholic so that you don't spill it.

At least then you'll get the cup filled up, instead of having an inch of frothy milk allegedly trying to by a part of the drink but which never gets consumed.

 

[Skinner]

you're all a bunch of Mutherf**kers, so yeh, that one

All of us ????

 

[Skinner]

Unit, are you not working today ?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

God this trade show is boring!

 

[Drew-Sta]

well I understand that there are times when you may prefer to drink coffee, so maybe just a dash of Coopers in your coffee just to make it alcoholic so that you don't spill it.

At least then you'll get the cup filled up, instead of having an inch of frothy milk allegedly trying to by a part of the drink but which never gets consumed.

:lol:

 

[Bulldog Force]

Can't stand froth in a coffee unless it's a cappuccino.

 

[Bazal]

I would suggest Jameson or Glenmorangie probably taste better in coffee than a slug of Coopers...but otherwise that's about my Monday. I mean what?

 

[MKEB...]

Just worked out the greatest hangover cure.
sardines and cheese on toast.

One hangover has departed.

 

[madunit]

Unit, are you not working today ?

I'm always working.

 

[madunit]

Just worked out the greatest hangover cure.
sardines and cheese on toast.

One hangover has departed.

lol

Hangovers are just dehydration.

the only cure is to drink water or Powerade/Gatorade

 

[muzby]

so I'm at uni today and hungover...

the more things change, the more they stay the same...

 

[Drew-Sta]

Do first years still turn up in clubbing gear?

 

[muzby]

Do first years still turn up in clubbing gear?

stuff the first years.. I'm here in my fluro lycra with my glow sticks and whistle..

 

[madunit]

stuff the first years.. I'm here in my fluro lycra with my glow sticks and whistle..

Do you go to Uni at Nunawading?:lol: