Superthread LXXI - Honouring Phil Hughes. 63*

[Bazal]

Hey Baz, are we going to get any cricket tonight?

Perfect day down here mate. We have had afternoon storms a fair few days but none predicted today

 

[Apey]

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/01/28/you-cant-do-anything

 

[Bulldog Force]

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/01/28/you-cant-do-anything

That's actually a pretty good read.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Well, I think the Scorchers have got this one in the bag...

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Are the Sixers bowlers allergic to bowling yorkers?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Proceeds to finally bowl a yorker...

 

[muzby]

thank god they were streaming LU live onto the big screens at the ground..

btw.. Why is it called a yorker?

 

[Didgi]

All the makings of an epic choke

 

[muzby]

wowsers.. Lyon doing well..

he just needs to eat something though....

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I smell a no-ball...

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

The Portuguese should never be allowed to play cricket ever again.

 

[muzby]

what a finish!

 

[Red Bear]

lel, Henriques was outstanding most of the game then that happens.

Sixers fielding was horrible all night though, cost them the game. numerous bits of sloppiness gave extra runs, overthrows, O'Keefe (I think it was) fumbled a pick up off the second ball of the over which meant they got home for two. And obviously Doug, who bowled terribly also, not being in the circle (partially Henriques fault for not paying attention also). It was really sloppy and cost them, especially when the Scorchers were sharp all night in the field right down to running Henriques out off the last ball

Good game though.

 

[Twizzle]

fair finish to the last game

Binga not playing in the World Club Challenge, that was his last game ever

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Anyone know of good stress relief techniques that I can do in public that I won't get arrested for, and doesn't involve knocking some merkin out or getting blind drunk?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Beer?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I'm afraid that falls under the blind drunk category. Mood I'm in I'd demolish the best part of a carton.

 

[muzby]

Anyone know of good stress relief techniques that I can do in public that I won't get arrested for, and doesn't involve knocking some merkin out or getting blind drunk?

• going to a supermarket, walking the aisle and filling your trolley all the wonderful products you'd enjoy eating and drinking, and then leaving the full trolley in the store and walking out
• pretending to be a busker, and stand there singing all the things you want to do to your tormentor
• test drive a sportscar or two
• hop on a bus and just start dancing
• heroin
• walking into rebel sport, holding up a souffs jersey and laughing at it until others join in
• buy a pair of handcuffs from paddy's markets ($7 well spent) handcuff yourself to someone cute
• follow the old monorail trail around the city, just repeating "monorail, monorail" and occasionally busting out into the rest of lyle lanley's song
• stand still in the middle of the footpath, just staring up at nothing. when someone stops and stares up as well, look at them like they are insane, and then walk off
• go to a cab rank, hop in the first cab, ask the driver how much it would cost to take you to melbourne. when he gives you the answer, just say "too much, sorry" and hop out. hop in the next cab and repeat. keep going up the line till you run out of cabs
• $20 note. fishing line. homeless person.
• go to bunnings, hug a heap of fertilizer and pool chemicals. head to the airport and try get one of the security staff to do the explosives test as you go through the security gates
• create a list of useless tasks for someone on the internet
• walk into a fruit & veg shop and proceed to take one bite of each variety of fruit and vegetable
• head to a pet shop, enquire about buying a cat. tell the staff it's your first time preparing one of these and ask if they know how long you should cook it for.

 

[Bulldog Force]

• going to a supermarket, walking the aisle and filling your trolley all the wonderful products you'd enjoy eating and drinking, and then leaving the full trolley in the store and walking out
• pretending to be a busker, and stand there singing all the things you want to do to your tormentor
• test drive a sportscar or two
• hop on a bus and just start dancing
• heroin
• walking into rebel sport, holding up a souffs jersey and laughing at it until others join in
• buy a pair of handcuffs from paddy's markets ($7 well spent) handcuff yourself to someone cute
• follow the old monorail trail around the city, just repeating "monorail, monorail" and occasionally busting out into the rest of lyle lanley's song
• stand still in the middle of the footpath, just staring up at nothing. when someone stops and stares up as well, look at them like they are insane, and then walk off
• go to a cab rank, hop in the first cab, ask the driver how much it would cost to take you to melbourne. when he gives you the answer, just say "too much, sorry" and hop out. hop in the next cab and repeat. keep going up the line till you run out of cabs
• $20 note. fishing line. homeless person.
• go to bunnings, hug a heap of fertilizer and pool chemicals. head to the airport and try get one of the security staff to do the explosives test as you go through the security gates
• create a list of useless tasks for someone on the internet
• walk into a fruit & veg shop and proceed to take one bite of each variety of fruit and vegetable
• head to a pet shop, enquire about buying a cat. tell the staff it's your first time preparing one of these and ask if they know how long you should cook it for.

Nothing there is illegal Muz.

 

[muzby]

apart from heroin, of course...