Only ever played one game cricket.
Went to watch my workmate play, he plays in 1st divison locally.
The other team we running short, so I got asked to step in.
I fielded, after every over, I'd get lost as to where I was supposed to go. Was it the same place for every bowler, or am I in a different spot for different bowlers? - Never the less - and thankfully - the ball never came my way. There was a guy in the other team who had played for the Otago Volts.
I then got sent into bat, we needed 30 odd runs.
Being a spotty 18 year old at the time, I was weaing silk boxers - no where for the cup! So, I embarassingly have to ask for tape.
Taping the cup to my nether regions.
I step out into the middle and I can't believe that I could actually feel my body shake.
First ball, I go to block it but get a nick on it, wicket keeper catches it, but deliberately drops it making my agony continue.
Second ball in, I see the field come in, so I decide, right, if I'm gonna do it, I'll go for it. Swing and a miss!
Third ball in and I'm a shambles, decide I'll block it from here on in and just see till end of the over, somehow I missed the ball completley and out went middle stump.