It's not just you. There are several others like you who have no idea how to troll.
Sit back and watch someone like Skeepe at work. That dude is a master fisherman (or a deluded maniac). The way he can wander into a thread, post a little troll bomb and then sit back and watch it go off is amazing. He is particularly good at it. Sadly, sometimes he gets a bit carried away and that detracts from his skill, but when he is purely trolling and doesn't get all emotional over it, he is something to watch.
Kungl is good and even GK Dean is good at it as well.
For all the shit we give each other, Muzby is a reasonable troll as well. Why he consigns himself to catching easy fish in the Souths forum, I'll never know. The guy needs to extend himself.