Superthread XLIII - honouring madunit

[Misanthrope]

I'm all those thing but i DON'T have an iPhone. What do i win?

A shitty Android enabled phone?

 

[9701]

I'm all those thing but i DON'T have an iPhone. What do i win?

Please don't let it be that you win an iphone :sarcasm:

 

[Bazal]

You win me..., because I am also all of those things :sarcasm:

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I once got a girls number

No you didn't.

 

[Hallatia]

ergh, I need to apply laser aid on my treated areas. Really don't feel like it but it's kind of important. What a dilemma

 

[adamkungl]

f**kers killed me off on night 1!

 

[Misanthrope]

The price of success.

 

[madunit]

I once got a girls number and us both having Iphones is what started our conversation.

If I didn't have one I probably never would have got her number.

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, then it's Bunniesman.

 

[madunit]

It's not like we spent hours discussion iphones. But just that we both had the same phone and the same colour etc was a convenient ice breaker.

You shoulda told her about the time you raped your own hand, or had sex with beer, or your career as a police officer....

you are one dumb merkin who is so full of shit

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: Just tell us what you really think unit

 

[BunniesMan]

WTF is MU's problem?

One day recently he just started being a little shit to me for no reason.

But if the only way he can get satisfaction in his day is to abuse someone he doesn't know on the net for no reason when that person isn't even mentioning him, then I'm happy for him.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Coming back from Django Unchained (and three pubs filled with Reschs). Seriously good movie.

 

[dogslife]

I for one applaud MU's stance, we need to honour him with his own thread

 

[madunit]

WTF is MU's problem?

I have no problems. You on the other hand have shitloads of them. I consider it to be my duty to help you stop being an habitual liar and recognise your problems in the hope one day you will seek help.

One day recently he just started being a little shit to me for no reason.

I need no reason to talk facts.

But if the only way he can get satisfaction in his day is to abuse someone he doesn't know on the net for no reason when that person isn't even mentioning him, then I'm happy for him.

I get plenty of satisfactions in life, from things you have never experienced, like money, work, women, shelter, education, hygiene, clothing, owning my own...well anything.

You're a f**kwit and a much lesser human than me, I feel it is my duty to ensure you understand this.

 

[madunit]

I for one applaud MU's stance, we need to honour him with his own thread

spiffing idea!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I like the cut of Mr Unit's jib.

 

[urban eel]

i need a new AVI

 

[adamkungl]

What's a jib?

 

[BunniesMan]

I have no problems. You on the other hand have shitloads of them. I consider it to be my duty to help you stop being an habitual liar and recognise your problems in the hope one day you will seek help.

I need no reason to talk facts.

I get plenty of satisfactions in life, from things you have never experienced, like money, work, women, shelter, education, hygiene, clothing, owning my own...well anything.

You're a f**kwit and a much lesser human than me, I feel it is my duty to ensure you understand this.

Big man mu, big man. Being the keyboard warrior you're trying to be right now really says more about you than it does about me.

I have never said a single word of abuse aimed at you, ever. The fact that you think I deserve to have you metaphorically frothing at the mouth shows a shocking lack of perspective.

You have issues mate, many more than you think I do.

 

[BunniesMan]

What's a jib?

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cut-of-your-jib.html