Superthread XLIII - honouring madunit

[dogslife]

I remember when there were more than 3 people in the world capable of winning a tennis tournament

 

[Bazal]

It's not as good, but so far it's not terrible

 

[Silent Knight]

I remember when this thread was cool and we talked about Doctor Who. Now it's just crappy tennis talk :-(

It's hard to get much schmoo when you're a fan of Dr Who.

 

[Hallatia]

I'm not trying to stick up for Murray because I really don't like him. It's true that he is Nadal's bunny, but you must have a short memory if you think he can't beat Djokovic

I like Murray, I think he has some mummy issues though which is what makes him a whiny bitch. But I needed someone to support when Safin retired and somehow he just filled a niche for me with the way he played

 

[kia ora storm]

Herpes talk > tennis talk

Both could involve balls so they are equally relevant...

 

[madunit]

Azawanker was injured, she pulled her heart muscle.

Cheating hag.

 

[Hallatia]

I wanted Sloane to win. Beating Serena is such a huge feat she deserved to win the whole thing. Serena has a better win record than Federer and has been playing longer. And yeah, Azarenka seems pretty dodgy

 

[Hallatia]

I could very well be signing a contract tomorrow. I need to work out if I want to work 5 days or not because of uni, my mum thinks I should ask to have Wednesdays off so I will only be working 2 days in a row and my life will be a bludge (that's pretty much what she said before saying that uni is easy, which must be why she never finished either of the degrees she started). This job is at school close to the uni I will be attending and because I'll be a HDR student, the time I spend at uni doesn't have to be rigid, so I could work and go to uni in the afternoons, or ask only to work to lunch time each day. I find working at a school really tiring though, so I'm falling asleep on the job by the afternoon.

What should I do?

 

[dogslife]

Start selling drugs to the kids at school, it'd add an element of excitement, and provide some extra income

 

[Hallatia]

at the last school I worked at, there was already someone doing that. It was a student though

 

[BunniesMan]

The ONLY mention of Citizens day I've heard this month are from xenophobes who think there are hordes of foreigners banging down our front door and demanding "Australia Day" have a new name.

I haven't heard one person argue for "Citizens day".

Smells a lot like 1950s era morons imagining communists around every corner just to have something to complain about.

Noone is changing the name of Australia day, people need to chill the f**k out.

 

[Bazal]

Where the shit did that come from? Lunatic

 

[Dragon2010]

I'll give BM credit there. I've heard the citizens day story/rumour (Whatever you call it) as well. Apparently some immigrants aren't happy with it, or something like that.

 

[Bazal]

They terk er jerbs!!!

 

[Monk]

Dafuq citizens day is stoopid

 

[DownUnder]

Early morning talk back radio is great for that sort of stuff

 

[Hallatia]

my little sister is asleep on my bed again. I don't have many options so I think I am going to shower then reassess the situation.

I hope tomorrow isn't hot like tonight was

 

[DownUnder]

Turn the hose on her

 

[Bazal]

Or the taser!

DU is a homo

 

[DownUnder]

Baz loves the c**k