Superthread XLIII - honouring madunit

[kia ora storm]

Is DU still conscious ?...

 

[Bazal]

I'd rather not

Do you wanna fix the problem or not?

 

[Bazal]

Is DU still conscious ?...

Well...he's a QLDer....consciousness is relative...

 

[DownUnder]

I can't say I like the sound of some of the advice I'm getting here :lol:

 

[Bazal]

Harden up ya big skirt

 

[kia ora storm]

Yeah mate...toughen right up.

 

[DownUnder]

I've been eating so gut punches will lead to techicolour burps...

 

[Dani]

Tasty

 

[Bazal]

Which, in turn, will cure the hiccups....FFS

 

[DownUnder]

I have defeated them with drinking...

 

[Bazal]

Ah yes...drinking cures what ails ya! Well, until cirrhosis

 

[9701]

f**king hiccups

Only cure that works 100% for me is a big mouthful of white vinegar and swallow it hiccups gone instantly.

 

[BunniesMan]

It's not the actual "solution" itself that solves hiccups.

It's just not thinking about them long enough for your body to stop doing it.

For example downing a large glass of water, or holding your breath as long as you can, also work.

And Federer takes this to a 5th set!!!! Somewhere in a hotel room in Melbourne Djokovic is smiling.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

A serious question BM. Besides police work, male modelling, poker playing, hiding from girls, listening to Rhianna, fapping over GI and HAH and dribbling constant bullshit do you do anything other than watch tv and post on here?

 

[DownUnder]

God I love these shows about cops arresting people, they are f**king funny.

 

[Bazal]

I wonder if BM has ever been on one of those?

 

[DownUnder]

There was a crazed drunk chick the other night, she said this bloke beat her so bad she had a hemoglobin

 

[Bazal]

I had a nasty haemoglobin once....but I got better

 

[BunniesMan]

A serious question BM. Besides police work, male modelling, poker playing, hiding from girls, listening to Rhianna, fapping over GI and HAH and dribbling constant bullshit do you do anything other than watch tv and post on here?

Writing a novel with you as the protagonist.

 

[DownUnder]

Deadset if these people didn't act like such morons things would be so much easier...