Mine wasn't guaranteed.Is everyone still worn out from all their guaranteed sex last night?
Nah, I'd get kicked off base.pants off
:? There's still the left hand.Imagine if I lost my right hand. No more sex. Ever.
Maybe you don't but your wife and girlfriend do.I got married so I don't have to have sex anymore. Thank god.
:? There's still the left hand.
No way man. I don't swing that way.
Please hand me your man license, Sir... er, i mean Ma'am... or whatever you've become. You've been caught doing nothing in a masturbation minimum zone. You're nicked, mate.I didn't get sex, a bj, a hand job nor did I self pleasure. Blue balls all round.
Sorry to go off track here on what is clearly a very interesting discussion.
But can someone please tell me what you need to do to be bestowed the power to send PMs to multiple people at once?
I didn't get sex, a bj, a hand job nor did I self pleasure. Blue balls all round.