Superthread XXIII

[adamkungl]

So... Today I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life. Time to get to work.

You should put yourself in the friend zone, then get shot down, then spend the next few weeks scheming ways to get her to like you :sarcasm:

 

[Monk]

Sounds like a plan.

 

[Apey]

You should capture her.

 

[Monk]

She's so hawt, she must be a fire type

MASTER BALL GO!

what... too nerdy?

 

[adamkungl]

Use that bro

 

[Didgi]

Repaint your basement just for her.

 

[zonoscope]

tell her you like her whispering eye

 

[Eelementary]

I think I now understand why the Dragons-Parra game finished a draw. The universe simply could not sort out which team was more lolworthy.

...Parramatta. It's not even a contest.

 

[Eelementary]

While our effort was certainly the most embarrassing, I would like to sincerely thank Manly and Parramatta for spreading the choke around this weekend.

Choke? Really? We played the Minor Premiers-to be without our halfback (OK, he's Robson, but he was out regardless). We have only one player in the spine who is on the same sort of atmosphere as Slater, Cronk and Smith. We played like demons possessed for 60 minutes but just when discipline wavers just a bit, the Storm take advantage. As they should - they're coming first. We're coming second last.

How is it a choke? The same stupid taunt was being said at the game. Seems some Storm supporters are too f**king thick to understand they were expected to put 50 on us.

 

[Twizzle]

You know the only reason I came back is your promise of free schooners and a free lunch next time you're down in NSW ;-)

I live in NSW, why do so many people think Tweed Heads is in Queensland.

I dont have a Queensland passport and haven't had the lobotomy so I would never make it in Queensland.

 

[Eelementary]

I still don't understand why Parra are infatuated with making Hayne the playmaker 10m out as opposed tothe ball runner. His tip on plays to Lasalo and the like were ineffective. Melbourne all but minor premiers.

We have no other option.

 

[Dani]

I have man flu. Woe is me.

 

[Big Pete]

We have no other option.

In that situation, have Burt, McGuire, Maitua and Keating work a play for Hayne.

Having Hayne as a ball dispenser when it's all or nothing is just stupid.

 

[Bazal]

Haven't you lot finished this thred yet? It better be done by the time i knock off at eight.

Also eat a dick stormy

 

[Big Pete]

Monk, we need more details on this chick, then and only then can the FFB help.

 

[DB]

Woah.... there's like 24 post left

 

[DB]

They dont make superthreads like they used to.

 

[DB]

I think Baz has this one sown up

Bazal 301
McLovin 188
Monk 186
Big Pete 178
adamkungl 176
Hallatia 132
Didgi 123
Twizzle 123
The.X.Factor9 117
HowHigh 105
God-King Dean 82
Jobdog 81
StormChaser 78
Shorty 78
Cliffhanger 76
kia ora storm 74
woodyk2 74
Eelementary 64
Charles Bronson 62
zonoscope 55

 

[Big Pete]

Wow I've fallen away heaps.

I see what must be done...

- Drink more
- Breakdown
- Ben Hannant must improve

 

[Monk]

Bronze medal will have to do.