Superthread XXXIX

[Dani]

I'ma just be a crazy cat lady.

 

[umina panther]

Hmm. Noticing a lot of single people or married people in FFB. Is *anyone* actually getting laid?

Been with a girl for 2 months but before that i was whoring around.....most I'm not too proud of lol

 

[Dani]

I can count sexual partners on one hand.

 

[dogslife]

I'm a whore. Unashamed really

 

[umina panther]

Still on my hands and feet haha

 

[BDR]

Hmm. Noticing a lot of single people or married people in FFB. Is *anyone* actually getting laid?

No I spend all my time posting on internet forums

 

[dogslife]

Only mods get laid on forums. Scientific fact

 

[Twizzle]

No. He does

this,

f**king coward

 

[Twizzle]

Only mods get laid on forums. Scientific fact

when ?

 

[Didgi]

I get it all the time. My e-penis is huuuuge.

 

[Monk]

If da wimminz saw the pokemon i had right now, they'd be all over me.

 

[BDR]

level 100 arcanine

brings in da bitches

 

[Jason Maher]

Pile of dog shit should be in jail.

 

[dogslife]

level 100 arcanine

brings in da bitches

I had Charizard on pokemon blue. Got that bitch up to lvl 101, I was the pimp of Pallet Town

 

[Band On The Run]

I get a lot of girls...

...in the friend zone

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

My Missus had an ex who used to beat her up. If I ever meet that f**ker he'll be dead and I'll end up in prison. We ran into him at a football game once. The missus froze and looked like she'd seen a ghost. By the time I managed to find out why she had suddenly gone weird on me, the douche bag had seen us and bolted. He literally ran full tilt to get away. Talks tough but the one time he could have jumped me he ran like a scalded cat. Not afraid to hit the Women but he won't come anywhere near me.

I'm told this is quite typical of Women beaters. They only pick fights they know they can win. Notorious cowards.

 

[BunniesMan]

Hmm. Noticing a lot of single people or married people in FFB. Is *anyone* actually getting laid?

 

[BunniesMan]

I wish my irl fiends were as supportive as you guys. Aside from the one (and her husband) who came and virtually carried me to hospital and a few others I've had no one. Maybe no one believes me. I should scan in the hospital report and the xrays...

Unfortunately in reallife a lot of people would rather stick their heads in sand than actually acknowledge something as uncomfortable as domestic violence. Even when it's right in front of them.

 

[adamkungl]

Only mods get laid on forums. Scientific fact

This guy knows. Also post count is directly proportional to amount of sex had.

If da wimminz saw the pokemon i had right now, they'd be all over me.

Kungl and Monk morals to pick up this weekend, put your house on it imotbphlolbbqz

 

[BDR]

I had Charizard on pokemon blue. Got that bitch up to lvl 101, I was the pimp of Pallet Town

Liar, you could only train them to level 100 without cheating. Trust me I did it too many times to count.

I get a lot of girls...

...in the friend zone