Superthread XXXIX

[Twizzle]

exercise is fun, why else would any do it ?

 

[Ozzy]

I can count sexual partners on one hand.

Some people count their hand as a sexual partner.

Point in hand (so to speak). So BM you're right handed.

 

[Joker's Wild]

My Missus had an ex who used to beat her up. If I ever meet that f**ker he'll be dead and I'll end up in prison. We ran into him at a football game once. The missus froze and looked like she'd seen a ghost. By the time I managed to find out why she had suddenly gone weird on me, the douche bag had seen us and bolted. He literally ran full tilt to get away. Talks tough but the one time he could have jumped me he ran like a scalded cat. Not afraid to hit the Women but he won't come anywhere near me.

I'm told this is quite typical of Women beaters. They only pick fights they know they can win. Notorious cowards.

My mates sister was getting smacked around by her boyfriend and managed to keep it quiet for months. When my mate found out he rang around and gathered 7 of us to hunt the prick down. He used to jog around his neighbourhood at night so we snatched him up in a van Rio style and drove him down to his footy club, kicked the shit out of him, stripped him naked, filled a condom with mayo and used a piece of conduit to insert it up his clacker then tied him to the goal posts with zip ties and left him there.

TBH I was shitting myself afterwards because he could have easily called the cops and had us all up on assault charges but I guess the embarrassment of the greenkeeper finding him in such a compromising position kept him from doing it.

I heard he left town not long afterwards and took a job over in WA

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

My mates sister was getting smacked around by her boyfriend and managed to keep it quiet for months. When my mate found out he rang around and gathered 7 of us to hunt the prick down. He used to jog around his neighbourhood at night so we snatched him up in a van Rio style and drove him down to his footy club, kicked the shit out of him, stripped him naked, filled a condom with mayo and used a piece of conduit to insert it up his clacker then tied him to the goal posts with zip ties and left him there.

Seems fair enough. Hope it was a cold rainy night.

 

[Joker's Wild]

It was footy season from memory so that would have made it winter

 

[9701]

Me too...mewbs.

Pics or ------> gtfo

 

[Ozzy]

My mates sister was getting smacked around by her boyfriend and managed to keep it quiet for months. When my mate found out he rang around and gathered 7 of us to hunt the prick down. He used to jog around his neighbourhood at night so we snatched him up in a van Rio style and drove him down to his footy club, kicked the shit out of him, stripped him naked, filled a condom with mayo and used a piece of conduit to insert it up his clacker then tied him to the goal posts with zip ties and left him there.

TBH I was shitting myself afterwards because he could have easily called the cops and had us all up on assault charges but I guess the embarrassment of the greenkeeper finding him in such a compromising position kept him from doing it.

I heard he left town not long afterwards and took a job over in WA

Shame you couldn't tattoo his forehead with "I am a woman basher".

 

[BDR]

My mates sister was getting smacked around by her boyfriend and managed to keep it quiet for months. When my mate found out he rang around and gathered 7 of us to hunt the prick down. He used to jog around his neighbourhood at night so we snatched him up in a van Rio style and drove him down to his footy club, kicked the shit out of him, stripped him naked, filled a condom with mayo and used a piece of conduit to insert it up his clacker then tied him to the goal posts with zip ties and left him there.

TBH I was shitting myself afterwards because he could have easily called the cops and had us all up on assault charges but I guess the embarrassment of the greenkeeper finding him in such a compromising position kept him from doing it.

I heard he left town not long afterwards and took a job over in WA

That's f**king sick pal. Not saying he didn't deserve it but you and your mates are a pack of animals if you think that's the way to handle it.

I would say I hope you made it up, but that might even be worse.

 

[Ozzy]

That's f**king sick pal. Not saying he didn't deserve it but you and your mates are a pack of animals if you think that's the way to handle it.

I would say I hope you made it up, but that might even be worse.

Maybe BDR but if I had a sister and someone bashed her around, I would find it very hard to restrain myself from breaking both his hands. I know its wrong but how do you stop yourself from revenging a loved one that was hurt?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

My mates sister was getting smacked around by her boyfriend and managed to keep it quiet for months. When my mate found out he rang around and gathered 7 of us to hunt the prick down. He used to jog around his neighbourhood at night so we snatched him up in a van Rio style and drove him down to his footy club, kicked the shit out of him, stripped him naked, filled a condom with mayo and used a piece of conduit to insert it up his clacker then tied him to the goal posts with zip ties and left him there.

TBH I was shitting myself afterwards because he could have easily called the cops and had us all up on assault charges but I guess the embarrassment of the greenkeeper finding him in such a compromising position kept him from doing it.

I heard he left town not long afterwards and took a job over in WA

I wish I knew where my GF's ex lived... My missus refused to tell me where he lived when she knew, because she knew it would end in trouble. Apparently he has moved since then as well so not even she knows now. I don't think he is listed but the prick has a really common name as well so it's almost impossible to track him down. Not on facebook and he has moved jobs several times as well since the two of them split up. Been so long now I've pretty much forgotten what he looks like. I've only ever seen pictures and that one time I saw the back of him when he ran away so I probably wouldn't be able to id him if I bumped into him in the street.

My missus would still recognise him though. I'll never forget the look on her face when she spotted him at the footy that time. If I'm ever out with her again and she stops like that, I'll be straight into the bloke she's staring at. Without hesitation. He'd better hope he has some mates with him that day because it'll take a few committed people to peel me off him.

 

[BDR]

I agree I would definitely try to find and hurt them but I certainly wouldn't round up 6 mates and shove things up his arsehole.

If someone acts like an animal and you act like an animal yourself, are you any better than they are?

 

[woodyk2]

Suspension served. I like apples and sick of push ups.

 

[Joker's Wild]

That's f**king sick pal. Not saying he didn't deserve it but you and your mates are a pack of animals if you think that's the way to handle it.

I would say I hope you made it up, but that might even be worse.

Look mate TBH Im not proud of what we did. In fact it was down right stupid given how we all could have been easily ID'd and locked up for assault.

It was a long tome ago and we were all young and full of testosterone and we just wanted to punish and humiliate the guy, give him a taste of what being truly helpless felt like. The stories from my mates sister about what he did to her and how he did it would make any blokes blood boil.

Hindsight is always 20/20 though

 

[woodyk2]

But were they merely stories? Any proof to his actions?

 

[kia ora storm]

I agree I would definitely try to find and hurt them but I certainly wouldn't round up 6 mates and shove things up his arsehole.

If someone acts like an animal and you act like an animal yourself, are you any better than they are?

Agree...bit vigilante for my liking.

 

[Joker's Wild]

But were they merely stories? Any proof to his actions?

Yeah there was proof all right. Its pretty hard to fracture your own cheekbone or kick yourself in the stomach

 

[BDR]

Look mate TBH Im not proud of what we did. In fact it was down right stupid given how we all could have been easily ID'd and locked up for assault.

It was a long tome ago and we were all young and full of testosterone and we just wanted to punish and humiliate the guy, give him a taste of what being truly helpless felt like. The stories from my mates sister about what he did to her and how he did it would make any blokes blood boil.

Hindsight is always 20/20 though

Fair play then, we've all done some things we're not proud of in the heat of the moment.

 

[Band On The Run]

I like it how Dani can acknowledge that the Storm only have 2 premierships.

 

[woodyk2]

Noble.

 

[thorson1987]

I like it how Dani can acknowledge that the Storm only have 2 premierships.

But 4 grand final wins.