Superthread XXXIX

[Jason Maher]

My Missus had an ex who used to beat her up. If I ever meet that f**ker he'll be dead and I'll end up in prison. We ran into him at a football game once. The missus froze and looked like she'd seen a ghost. By the time I managed to find out why she had suddenly gone weird on me, the douche bag had seen us and bolted. He literally ran full tilt to get away. Talks tough but the one time he could have jumped me he ran like a scalded cat. Not afraid to hit the Women but he won't come anywhere near me.

I'm told this is quite typical of Women beaters. They only pick fights they know they can win. Notorious cowards.

Sounds like my wife's merkin of an ex.

 

[Jobdog]

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

No worries, we're your friendly neighbourhood muppet show!

Bags a spot in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Nah. That's BM in the left.

Total weiner.

 

[Band On The Run]

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...

 

[adamkungl]

So... Dani said something about marrying Dani?

 

[BunniesMan]

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me...

Yes! Anyone that quotes a Beatles classic is automatically an awesome person. Except the guy that killed John Lennon and the guy that tried to kill George Harrison. But besides those two everyone else that quotes Beatles is a fantastic person.

...Something in the way she moves...

 

[bartman]

Or Charles Manson...

 

[BunniesMan]

Or Charles Manson...

And him too. But it sorta goes without saying that if you scratch a swastika onto your forehead then that overrules the Beatles quoting.

 

[Red Bear]

I haven't had a BF since 2009. But I met an amazing gorgeous guy yesterday but he has a girlfriend, more of a speed bump than a stop sign imo.

I met a girl a while back who was not single (which I didnt find out straight away, f**k) and not from the country. That was rubbish, she was a catch.

Re domestic violence, I know a girl who was getting beaten up by her boy friend a while back and broke up with him. The other day on facebook I see she has a tat of a locket with his initials, guy has a tat of a key.

f**ks sake

 

[Dani]

So... Dani said something about marrying Dani?

Mmmyes

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Why can't exercise be fun?

 

[Dani]

I concur.

Also. I have not been paid. Rather annoyed.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I concur.

Also. I have not been paid. Rather annoyed.

No pay.

Personal strategy:

Implement operation 'Go slow'!

Still not paid next day without damn good explanation:

Implement operation 'no go'.

 

[BDR]

I usually employ operation "starve due to lack of food in house because of poor foresight"

Works well.

 

[Dani]

I usually employ operation "starve due to lack of food in house because of poor foresight"

Works well.

This is usually me too.

I just had a staff member call me in tears cos she has not petrol to get to work. The money better be there soon.

 

[thorson1987]

One good thing about transport. Always jobs available

Got an interview with Toll today.

They pay somewhere between $30 - $35p/h and have contracts that are close to home, and that's just as a forklift driver.

So I'm not sure if ill go for that or back out on the road again.

I'm also supposed to have a driving assessment for a smaller company tomorrow. But depending what happens today I will probably have to knock that one back

 

[Earl]

Why can't exercise be fun?

False

I played two games of Indoor Soccer last night. Very enjoyable.

Right now though, I'm struggling to move.

 

[Ozzy]

One good thing about transport. Always jobs available

Got an interview with Toll today.

They pay somewhere between $30 - $35p/h and have contracts that are close to home, and that's just as a forklift driver.

So I'm not sure if ill go for that or back out on the road again.

I'm also supposed to have a driving assessment for a smaller company tomorrow. But depending what happens today I will probably have to knock that one back

If you're not going to take the job (and if you have some time on your hands) have some fun. Drive it like an F1 driver (without damaging the forklift).

 

[thorson1987]

Why can't exercise be fun?

Depends.

Playing football = fun
Football training = sucks balls

Another form of exercise that is fun is sexy times.