Creagh's not playing...
Anyway here's my opinion:
We have to try and slooooooooooooowww the game down... we don't have the speed, skill, nor ball handling to go toe-to-toe with the drags... Sure we can try but we won't last 80... So basically we keep kicking the ball out... finding touch. Stop any momentum build-up that they have...
That means Noddy has to learn how to kick... FULL STOP He can't even kick it 20 metres... the point is he sucks... Raper should be telling him to belt the crap out of every kick within our 40... who cares if it goes dead... better than a beautifully guided floater down the throat of greenshields, best, naiqama etc.
Secondly... we have to stop fu**en wasting our time in opposition 20... How many times do we get these opportunities and f*ck it up with sh*t play! I say: give it to peachey, peachey and more peachey... he's the best short passer of the footy ever for fu**s sake...
Third... we have to belt Cooper... send cliff, gallen both at him...
How do we stop Gaaaaaaaaaaz? Easy. Don't try and belt him... make him run! He's a lazy pri*k and he won't go well against play directed at him...
Barret? pfft.. smash him! Nutley to give him a few big hits and then we'll see if he wants to run at the line again...
Ryles is soft. Smash him!
L.Bailey... up and at him!! no time to waste when he has it! run up and belt him... once he gets over the advantage line... we're gone...
Our ruck play is f**ken sh*t... fix it up (won't happen)
Hide Noddy and Dykes in defence... Bailey has to f**ken wake up... any more missed tackles and you're in for a stoning my friend!
How do we minimise the damage that Simmons causes? Well we should use his strengths (high ball, reasonable pace)...SOO mid-field chips are the go, and I wanna see him as the lead chaser for all kicks in fact...
Our Left Centre? God help us...
Anyway that's my take...