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Tarzan/Jane players

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Charlie124

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I'm going to go with Dave Taylor.

The bloke is 8 foot tall, looks like he has swallowed a fridge full of steroids, and still regularly gets sat on his arse by backs.

Biggest bastard in the NRL and still can only make metres off the back of someone else's quick play the ball.

Will be a dud of the highest order for Souths.

Obviously you were exaggerating with the height there but Dave Taylor is only barely 6 foot tall, not tall for a first grade footy player at all. I remember running into him out in town one night and the first thing that I noticed was how short he was. Built like a brick sh*thouse though.
 

Engine

Juniors
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Tony Williams would have to get that award.

He has all the physical gifts in the world and does not use them.
 

badav

Bench
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Obviously you were exaggerating with the height there but Dave Taylor is only barely 6 foot tall, not tall for a first grade footy player at all. I remember running into him out in town one night and the first thing that I noticed was how short he was. Built like a brick sh*thouse though.

Hes not that short? Hes 185cm (6ft 1")

A prop doesn't need to be any taller than that.
 
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Gibbs doesn't look like tarzan. He doesn't come off as menacing at all. One thing's for sure though, he is a jane, albeit he has improved in recent times.
 

butchmcdick

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As a cowboys fan I can nominate at least three members of our starting pack.

Kafusi - came with big wraps, origin player blah blah blah and has played like jane so far with us, would have been a shoe in for the award but

Manikafoa (sic) - was supposed to be this big mean foward who would strike fear into the hearts of his opponents but so far has displayed some jane like qualities but

Tronc - has great stats, is 113 kg, hits that ball up a lot but has as much penetration as my impotent grandad's c**k. A real Jane if ever there was one. The only line he has busted latley is the line to the sizzler buffet.
 

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