The ‘Anything and Everything’ Thread

[Mr Angry]

When I was a lad my father became a funeral director, might have said this before.

Anyways, it always peaked my interest.

Pacific island countries love to sing, in one voice, Chinese give gifts, Jews I am still not sure what they do, Muslims take it very serious, and the Christ people pray.

Death, it is a thing people struggle with.

Now a 3 year old, that sux.

20 year old in a car crash...blows chunks.

Anyone over 70, kick hard and die well.

I have driven a hearse

 

[Quigs]

Angry, does your Dad give atheist pensioner's concessions.

Just asking for a friend.

 

[Frenzy.]

Indeed, how many times you been banned and puddle ducks later?

I miss reefy, he got banned heaps...

Not sure what you guys say, twenty years, never banned, maybe 30 posts deleted in four corners arguments with millersnose and goangod.

I see madunit now writes....

Keep up the good fight...

Up up

More than reefy. More than carch. Mostly short term though. Capt Jack Sparrow, marlin, trainwreck, TheInnerTube and others were all excused from forum activity. Probably more. Jemima still lurks. There are others banned and others lurking.

I am misunderstood

 

[Mr Angry]

Angry, does your Dad give atheist pensioner's concessions.

Just asking for a friend.

Well not anymore, he sits on my sister's mantle piece.

He did start a union for them and provided cheap funerals. there is in all seriousiness a health requirement to dispose correctly. He also did embalming. That is not cheap.

There are cheap ones, well sort of.

 

[Mr Angry]

. More than carch.

I miss him to Reefy stirred up sharks, carch pissed off every non shark, have to love that.

I am misunderstood

which one of you?

 

[Frenzy.]

I miss him to Reefy stirred up sharks, carch pissed off every non shark, have to love that.

which one of you?

Each and every persona which is current.

 

[Quigs]

Hey shithead when is your birthday?

 

[Frenzy.]

Hey shithead when is your birthday?

You can call me Guy Fawkes

 

[bad boy bubby]

You can call me Guy Fawkes

as in "a guy fawkes himself, just to prove that he can" type thing?

 

[Frenzy.]

aarrrghhhh

Go and get fawked

 

[Mr Angry]

I told my daughter to burn me and throw me in a gutter, drain pipe, river whatever.

She insists I will be put next to the TV and yelled at whilst she playes games.

No words.

 

[Generalzod]

Gina Rinehart is a bit of a hypocrite she was ok taking away Netball Australia sponsorship over some woke netballer, but was ok for her to suggest that workers should be paid $2 an hour….

 

[Quigs]

Gina was great with her kids to. The court records show that.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

A TV show i would fall well short of the requirements for entry

My Massive Cock review – you will never be able to unsee this penis documentary

This Channel 4 show about men with genitals up to seven inches around is an often eye-watering watch with plenty of point-and-laugh moments – until it turns thoughtful

www.theguardian.com

 

[Frenzy.]

A TV show i would fall well short of the requirements for entry

My Massive Cock review – you will never be able to unsee this penis documentary

This Channel 4 show about men with genitals up to seven inches around is an often eye-watering watch with plenty of point-and-laugh moments – until it turns thoughtful

www.theguardian.com

Not happy to have been named

Saddest of all there is Matt, single, older than the rest and who has – from the stories he tells of past relationships – been used and exploited by women in ways you would have hoped members of the sex most often used and exploited would not be capable of. He is considering a penis reduction – about as risky and complicated an operation as you would imagine, and so rare that there is little data available about its chances of success.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Not happy to have been named

How many inches you getting chopped?

 

[Frenzy.]

How many inches you getting chopped?

Enough to stop it chafing against my socks

 

[Ozzi_78]

Get those sock protectors mowing guys buy, helps keep it strapped to ya leg.

 

[Frenzy.]

Get those sock protectors mowing guys buy, helps keep it strapped to ya leg.

I'll check catch. They deliver

 

[Quigs]

Not happy to have been named

The show wasn't about blokes with two dicks.