Neopronouns.
Apparently it's a thing.
I'd never heard of it until it popped up in my YouTube feed the other day.
For those who don't know, it's the idea that you can substitute any noun you like for your pronouns - not just they/them.
As an example, in one of the videos I saw someone identifies as 'Lemon' and their pronouns get based from that.
I hear you, sounds like just a nickname, but according to the video it's a pronoun.
In use: "I was talking to Dave the other day, and Lemon (Dave) said he was giving up drinking".
WTF?
This is seriously one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard.
How about these:
My mate identifies as soccer.
"I'm going to watch soccer play tennis"
My other mate identifies as hospital.
"Hospital is in hospital".
Another mate identifies as beer.
"Beer is drinking single malt whiskey".
I've got another three mates who identify as pizza, garlic bread and coke.
"What are pizza, garlic bread and coke having for dinner?"
"Pizza, garlic bread and coke"
The world has gone pharquing mad.