HAVE THE POLLS SHUT, HAVE THE POLLS SHUT....
I missed my bus
Whuuuuwww...
Made It
"your name sir?"
Quigs, I am on page 11.
Yes that's right Quigs, Declared Idiot #88. Thanks.
"Sir, Sir, Just drop it in the ballot box.... yes that one over there [mumbles "farkin old idiot"] "Yes that one"
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1. best poster - Since 73, like his style.
2. worst troll - Follow me up to Carlton then on to Glasgow via Endinborugh.. etc
3. best thread - anything with a Aries .. I always knew the endings.
4. worst thread - Quigs talks dribble by Aries (the prick).
5. biggest whinger - Black Tip Reefy for his picking on the timid Airies
6. fluffiest pooster - The Good Capn Frenzy, always holding back...
7. fluffiest thread - The one on Simmo being a great"
8. self flagelation post of the year - Frenzy's thought of the Day.
9. best use of stats - Millers
10. funniest poster - Redback and Aries, and who ever started calling George Roper, George Roper sorry I cant name him but put your hand up, you have my vote.
11. most depressing poster - Anyone who reckons the current mob in the black blue and whitehouse is doing a good job. You know who you are.
12. poster you would most like to meet in person - Since 73, Popper,King, Frenz and all the other old foggies... we could discuss the time they dumped Kevie Hogan. And of course I'd like to meet up with Coolum. But it has been said before "I love youse all"
13. best female poster - Sharkgirl - she did knock back my advances when she needed some good old courtin' so she has some brains...yeah Sharkgirl, buy at my age they are all great. Who was it that was going to line me up with one of the Mermaids Grandmother..
14. best dummy spit - Redback that was great, "I'm out of here"
15. best newbie - blue mazda.... vrooom vroom. Closely followed by Dave Q, he burst on scene spraying well spraying... and spraying ....great drugs - has to be.
16. personal vendaetta against player - Pogo and Dykes got to run with Pogo
17. most dedicated to a single player - Frenzy on Vince Farrer, especially after I bagsed him first..
18. beau scott award 'biggest dope' - Scott Dubyah for hiding the WOMD and then running for office. But we've taken him onboard and we know where Barry Lives, he is now on the winning ticket..
19. most informative poster - SLE, Spidershark and of course the Cap'n Frenz
20. Best supporter in a Covert Operation - Banner Bandit - Romanus go homus.. "It's all happening Reg" - I wiff you Bro.
21. Best Foreign Fillum - Got to be the Polaroids..... last decent bloke to sit in the vatican.
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And in casting my vote I would like to thank the punters and fellow idiots that tolleraited me spellun mistakes all year.
Cheers and good luck to the nominees
Declared Idiot #88 and proud member of the ten [straight] team
Quigs
"You just got to love the Westminster System"