The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Gronk]

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Mate that's a piss take. Like the flying spaghetti monster.

People don't actually believe it.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Mate that's a piss take. Like the flying spaghetti monster.

People don't actually believe it.

Are you sure. I had a look, it reminded me a bit of this forum.

 

[Twizzle]

This forum is a piss take

 

[strider]

it's true - no one believes in the parramatta eels - they are a myth

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mate that's a piss take. Like the flying spaghetti monster.

People don't actually believe it.

Don't use the flying spaghetti monster's name in vein. He is real and will f**k you in the arse if you piss him off.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

So does anyone know what the go is with our squad? i take it they are off at the moment. Anyone know when they go back to training?

 

[T.S Quint]

Nice win by the Bills oover Carolina - EJ looks great at QB, Eli Manning also is f**king shithouse too

Did you see that awful game in Seattle?
Niners got spanked () by some awesome Seahawks defence....but there were so many penalties it just ruined the game.

Should have been he game of the week.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Did you see that awful game in Seattle?
Niners got spanked () by some awesome Seahawks defence....but there were so many penalties it just ruined the game.

Should have been he game of the week.

yep sure did, not worried, I have said this before but the 49ers are by far the best team in the NFL, Seattle are second. It was one of those days that seattle could not do any wrong whilst 49ers were a shocker and could not get anythign going.

Wait till they play them in San Fran and it will be the complete opposite. That was the worst 49ers game since Harbough took over, they will bounce baqck strongly

On a side note, the steelers look shit this year.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Gay.

 

[strider]

Gay.

well Ron does love gay porn - he told us all a few years ago when he was getting all the gay dating website ads

 

[strider]

btw - they are still hitting people up for $100 "donations" by phone ... i just got a call

she said they are limiting it to 1500 members ... they must be struggling to get em if they are still calling ppl this many weeks later (either that or they are bullshitting)

 

[Daneel]

btw - they are still hitting people up for $100 "donations" by phone ... i just got a call

she said they are limiting it to 1500 members ... they must be struggling to get em if they are still calling ppl this many weeks later (either that or they are bullshitting)

Yeah you would wonder if they sold the 1500 nice and easy would they just stop there or try to sell another 500 or so.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

well Ron does love gay porn - he told us all a few years ago when he was getting all the gay dating website ads

No he didn't, he said that when you've got two terabytes of porn on your hard drive, it's acceptable to have some gay porn because you couldn't possibly have vetted it all.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiNYmiM0Nfw

 

[Ron Jeremy]

No he didn't, he said that when you've got two terabytes of porn on your hard drive, it's acceptable to have some gay porn because you couldn't possibly have vetted it all.

had phone sex with this chick the other night, deadset felt like one of those guys in a mammoth german gangbang - just flogging away buying his time before it was his turn

 

[Gary Gutful]

No he didn't, he said that when you've got two terabytes of porn on your hard drive, it's acceptable to have some gay porn because you couldn't possibly have vetted it all.

'Two terabytes of Porn' would be a good name for a band.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

How about 'Thirty-odd Gigabytes of Gayporn?'

A collaboration between Russell Crowe and Jared Leto.

 

[Gary Gutful]

How about 'Thirty-odd Gigabytes of Gayporn?'

A collaboration between Russell Crowe and Jared Leto.

RJ would buy the CD but then claim that someone slipped it under his front door.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

nah i like 80's LA Hair metal, real music.