The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[magpie4ever]

maybe he is a wanderers fan

Give yourself an uppercut.

So that's one stay, one go.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I don't care. But I do care enough to tell you so.

 

[magpie4ever]

I don't care. But I do care enough to tell you so.

Pooman, I demand a vote. There should be a thread with a poll "Should the Magpie stay or should he go?". Let the tribe speak.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Ok.

 

[Suitman]

maybe he is a wanderers fan

Brilliant.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I thought you could convert to a Jew.

I think you might be right, that could explain those Vietnamese jews who deliver my saturday papers.

I think there's something magic about having a jewish mum though. I think you have to sit up the back at the synagogue and you get second class canapes at social functions if your mum isn't jewish.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I'm still not sure if it's a race or religion.
I suppose it's not a race if you can convert.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I'm having a beer with a Jewish girl tomorrow. So I'll ask her.

 

[Bigfella]

She might find it a bit over the top if you ask her about converting on the first date Barry

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

She might find it a bit over the top if you ask her about converting on the first date Barry

True, as her uncle is a Rabbi. My other half would also be a little upset (particularly as she will also be in attendance).

 

[magpie4ever]

For a Wests fan, I think you're starting to make yourself a bit too comfortable in the Eels forum.
Go and annoy the Rabbits fans, or Dragons or Beagles.
Actually, I think you'd be right at home at the Cowboys forum. They get a post every 3 weeks.

Suity

To make up for my deleted post. Who made you, boss cocky - you soccer loving piece of pelican poo.

 

[strider]

True, as her uncle is a Rabbi. My other half would also be a little upset (particularly as she will also be in attendance).

you take your wife on dates with your girlfriends? ... wow - go barry!

 

[magpie4ever]

True, as her uncle is a Rabbi. My other half would also be a little upset (particularly as she will also be in attendance).

f**k me, I bow in your presence.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm more impressed that the girlfriend's uncle is a rabbit!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm more impressed that the girlfriend's uncle is a rabbit!

Uncle Reggie.

 

[Gronk]

Ouch !

 

[Twizzle]

the guy injured his groin

if he were a league player he would have come off as well

ignorance is bliss

 

[Gronk]

He may well have an injury. He's paying the social media price for tanking matches in the past.

http://tennis.si.com/2014/01/12/bernard-tomic-tanking-strategy/

 

[Gary Gutful]

I guess because people have such a low opinion of him they will always think the worst.

He needs to have a chat to someone like Hewitt about how to change public perception. It would probably start with not being a knob.

 

[lingard]

True, as her uncle is a Rabbi. My other half would also be a little upset (particularly as she will also be in attendance).

You bring your wife on dates?

Here's a tip: you'll have more luck if you leave her at home.