The 2014/15 Off Season Thread

[Poupou Escobar]

I like Penrith. As long as you don't have to drive to Sydney too often it's fine.

 

[Avenger]

Why aren't you enjoying it? I might head up Byron soon, maybe we can grab a beer?

Because it is full of cheesy places, the beaches are garbage compared to Byron and the tourists are mostly stereo typed Bulldogs supporters. Get my drift?

PS. If I was still at Byron I would have caught up with you mate.

 

[Twizzle]

Byron has nudie beaches, GC doesn't

 

[Avenger]

Coolangatta is the closest you will get the Byron.

Surfers is like a concrete jungle now, its basically a city.

It's f**king awful Twiz. I went to dinner tonight at Main Beach. That wasn't too bad but still overpriced for what it is. NSW has a far better overall coastline than QLD. I'm glad I went though, it has made me hate QLDers more.

Going home tomorrow.

 

[hindy111]

A beer Avenger if I come up?

 

[Twizzle]

Thats why I live in Tweed, any further north and I'd be a Queerlander.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Surely nobody with enough spare time to devote their energy to this forum.

Very fair point;-)

 

[hindy111]

Off topic the local café is run by lesbians, and I reckon well not reckon am certain that the head lesbian is keen on me.And she isn't even some good looking lesbian but more a butch. I don't understand why she keeps eyeing me off? All iever wanted from there is a coffee and a sandwich.

 

[Avenger]

A beer Avenger if I come up?

I would have brother, no problem. However I'm leaving for home tomorrow morning.

 

[hindy111]

Because it is full of cheesy places, the beaches are garbage compared to Byron and the tourists are mostly stereo typed Bulldogs supporters. Get my drift?

PS. If I was still at Byron I would have caught up with you mate.

Was a joke in relations to your wife giving it too you

BTW isn't Byron a tourist town nowdays:roll:

 

[hindy111]

I like Penrith. As long as you don't have to drive to Sydney too often it's fine.

And not to far is a Croatian butcher ( st marys) was Ivans now Neds-They make good Salami

 

[Twizzle]

Off topic the local café is run by lesbians, and I reckon well not reckon am certain that the head lesbian is keen on me.And she isn't even some good looking lesbian but more a butch. I don't understand why she keeps eyeing me off? All iever wanted from there is a coffee and a sandwich.

you must be her bitch

 

[hindy111]

Like I said she isn't attractive.I can only guess she wants my sperm for her babies cause she can tell it would make cute babies.

 

[Avenger]

Was a joke in relations to your wife giving it too you

BTW isn't Byron a tourist town nowdays:roll:

It is but it depends where you stay. The cafes are incredible and the areas around the joint like Bangalow and where Pou went to school are very nice with boutique restaurants. I personally don't think I have swum in more clearer and warmer waters. Jervis Bay is on par but at least 5 degrees cooler in summer. As a matter of fact I don't think I have ever swum there where the water hasn't been cold.

 

[Avenger]

Like I said she isn't attractive.I can only guess she wants my sperm for her babies cause she can tell it would make cute babies.

Are you European or Anglo? Lesbians usually like exotic sperm.

 

[hindy111]

Are you European or Anglo? Lesbians usually like exotic sperm.

Yeah im mainly mediteranian and a bit English too.

 

[strider]

Off topic the local café is run by lesbians, and I reckon well not reckon am certain that the head lesbian is keen on me.And she isn't even some good looking lesbian but more a butch. I don't understand why she keeps eyeing me off? All iever wanted from there is a coffee and a sandwich.

i reckon she thinks you are a butch lesbian too ... you're in mate

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Maybe when you scissor her you can sneak your pecker in there?

#LookNoHands

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Off topic the local café is run by lesbians, and I reckon well not reckon am certain that the head lesbian is keen on me.And she isn't even some good looking lesbian but more a butch. I don't understand why she keeps eyeing me off? All iever wanted from there is a coffee and a sandwich.

My local back home is also run by lesbians, but the boss lady is going out with Lauren Jackson, so I guess you could see it as a path to better things.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

Lots of love for the Kok in Melbourne tonight. The again, they're probably AFL supporters so I shouldn't be surprised.