The 2014/15 Off Season Thread

[Poupou Escobar]

My local back home is also run by lesbians, but the boss lady is going out with Lauren Jackson, so I guess you could see it as a path to better things.

#PlentyOfToe

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Off topic the local café is run by lesbians, and I reckon well not reckon am certain that the head lesbian is keen on me.And she isn't even some good looking lesbian but more a butch. I don't understand why she keeps eyeing me off? All iever wanted from there is a coffee and a sandwich.

What cafe is that? If I'm ever getting coffee in Penrith I go to Heritage, out the back of the Plaza near the Joan Sutherland Centre.

Personally, I've taken a liking to 2773 in Glenbrook. It's a bit generically trendy but the coffee is fantastic and there are some little cuties that work there.

 

[Twizzle]

camel toe

 

[hindy111]

What cafe is that? If I'm ever getting coffee in Penrith I go to Heritage, out the back of the Plaza near the Joan Sutherland Centre.

Personally, I've taken a liking to 2773 in Glenbrook. It's a bit generically trendy but the coffee is fantastic and there are some little cuties that work there.

Used to be mash now 2773. I think foods way overpriced tbh.Used to love that place and yes the waitresses where nice by memory. Last time I was there when changed too 2773 there was a change of staff.And wasnt so good.I might check it out.I usually go jazzapple which is a bit quieter.
Ill pm you the cafe I talkn about.

 

[Gronk]

I often see merkins order hamburgers at coffee shops and proceed to eat them with a knife and fork.

Love to know why. Is it because it comes with a knife and fork and they feel compelled to used them ?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

It's so they don't get sauce all over their beard.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

I often see merkins order hamburgers at coffee shops and proceed to eat them with a knife and fork.

Love to know why. Is it because it comes with a knife and fork and they feel compelled to used them ?

Dirty bastard just remembered that they didn't wash their hands the last time they did a dump.

 

[Gronk]

I think there was a Seinfeld episode about merkins eating snickers/mars bar with a knife and fork ?

 

[Gronk]

Ana has been knocked out. Sad face.

 

[Someone]

id let her backhand me all day if it meant I could serve a few balls up to her.

incredible.

 

[strider]

i'd like to knock her up ... oh you said knocked out, ok

 

[hindy111]

Not much on the top floor TBH.....

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She was cuter when she had more weight on:

It's a shame women hit a certain age and decide if they can't be young they may as well be skinny.

 

[hindy111]

Are you an arse man Pou? I have to say I like the top floor best.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

How do you lot eat a Burger? WITH YOUR HANDS?!?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I like them big below the waist (no c**ks but). Massive baps are nice but I don't mind small ones.

I hate chicks with skinny legs. Not a fan of narrow hips either. Give me an arse like a pair of Volkswagens.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

How do you lot eat a Burger? WITH YOUR HANDS?!?

Well, you obviously eat it with your mouth, but you use you hands to hold the burger together otherwise people will think that you are a poorly trained labrador.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

She was cuter when she had more weight on:

It's a shame women hit a certain age and decide if they can't be young they may as well be skinny.

Niceee

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Used to be mash now 2773. I think foods way overpriced tbh.Used to love that place and yes the waitresses where nice by memory. Last time I was there when changed too 2773 there was a change of staff.And wasnt so good.I might check it out.I usually go jazzapple which is a bit quieter.
Ill pm you the cafe I talkn about.

Yeah I used to go to Jazz Apple, too. Mainly because one of the owners lived across the road from me and she was a hot little redhead hippie chick. But she cut her hair short, so f**k that.

Plus the coffee at 2773 is better. Get Dan or Meg to make you one.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I like many different types of women. Skinny ones are OK if it's a natural skinny, and curvy ones are nice if they're fit, natural curves.

Tits need to suit the body, not just be big. A-cups go quite well with the right petite girl, just like Ds go best with a curvy chick.

Red hair first, then brunette, then blonde. Long over short any day of the week. Thick hair over thin.

I like a good pair of lips, too.