The Countdown to Misanthrope's Singularity

[Jason Maher]

I don't even know what that means, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to.

Also, are Grant and Craig Brad Izzard's brothers?

 

[Misanthrope]

If you want to learn, search using Google Images. Guaranteed vomit.

 

[RHCP]

I've got an idea of what the 'docking' might be and I do not want to google search that.

Seems like it would be difficult to do for any length of time, unless I've got the wrong idea.

 

[Misanthrope]

I've got an idea of what the 'docking' might be and I do not want to google search that.

Seems like it would be difficult to do for any length of time, unless I've got the wrong idea.

Not sure duration is an important factor. I think density and consistency are the main players in that game.

 

[soc123_au]

No on the Docking for me.

Brad, Craig & Grant are all brothers. Brad & Craig weren't fringe first graders & Brad only played for Penrith.

 

[RHCP]

Not sure duration is an important factor. I think density and consistency are the main players in that game.

Had to give it a quick search and I was off the mark, different kind of docking. Sounds bloody disgusting. I've heard of into the condom then into the freezer, not just load it straight in.

 

[soc123_au]

I had a different interpretation of docking as well. Still no, on both counts.

 

[Misanthrope]

Had to give it a quick search and I was off the mark, different kind of docking. Sounds bloody disgusting. I've heard of into the condom then into the freezer, not just load it straight in.

My sole 'contact' with it was Andy Dick mentioning it in a stand up bit a few years back. Really wish I hadn't image searched it.

Now, I just like to wheel it out to scar the curious.

 

[Gas Panic!]

Wow. Interesting turn.

 

[Misanthrope]

I've locked in commiseratory/celebratory drinks for next Wednesday evening at 5.30pm. Wahoo!

 

[MsAnneThrope]

I'm game if you are missy. We'll use the jaws of life to prepare the hanger.

 

[MsAnneThrope]

39 hours!

 

[Misanthrope]

And it's done.

Even though it's definitely for the best and we'll oth be much better off long term, that was hard.

If anybody needs me, I'll be sitting in the dark eating Haagen-Dasz, watching Bridget Jones' Diary, and listening to Dashboard Confessional.

 

[gUt]

Have a celebratory open-door poo.

But probably do it at home.

 

[Misanthrope]

Yeah, I might wait until I'm not in the cab home. I'm going to sleep the f**k out of both sides of the bed tonight too.

 

[Drew-Sta]

And it's done.

Even though it's definitely for the best and we'll oth be much better off long term, that was hard.

If anybody needs me, I'll be sitting in the dark eating Haagen-Dasz, watching Bridget Jones' Diary, and listening to Dashboard Confessional.

Awww, poor Mis. Serendipity and High Fidelity are also good for these occasions.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I was following an Asian chick up an escalator in North Sydney today. She would have been mid 20's in age and dressed all business like.

I reckon the widest part of her arse would have measured about 25 centimetres across. She was tiny below the waist. Couldn't help but think that if I ever slept with that, I would tear that arse up. She wouldn't be able to walk properly for a month and I'm not Dirk Diggler by any stretch but I mean... 25 centimetres is just tiny for an adult Woman. I bet she'd have a vag on her like a mouses ear.

Anyway, point of this story is that I then thought of you Mis and the fact that you will be chasing these tiny little arses all over Asia in the very near future.

I know the break up is still a bit raw at the moment but it was for the best.

You bag a few of those tiny Asian birds and everything will be just fine.

 

[soc123_au]

Come down to Dongguan on the weekend starting the 26th. I know a few places to party.

 

[Dragon2010]

DkoR wins the internet. That post was pure gold.

 

[Misanthrope]

Awww, poor Mis. Serendipity and High Fidelity are also good for these occasions.

High Fidelity and Swingers are definite breakup favourites. It's a bit different when it's a pre-planned, amicable thing. Not as much of the bitterness usually associated with a break-up.

I was following an Asian chick up an escalator in North Sydney today. She would have been mid 20's in age and dressed all business like.

I reckon the widest part of her arse would have measured about 25 centimetres across. She was tiny below the waist. Couldn't help but think that if I ever slept with that, I would tear that arse up. She wouldn't be able to walk properly for a month and I'm not Dirk Diggler by any stretch but I mean... 25 centimetres is just tiny for an adult Woman. I bet she'd have a vag on her like a mouses ear.

Anyway, point of this story is that I then thought of you Mis and the fact that you will be chasing these tiny little arses all over Asia in the very near future.

I know the break up is still a bit raw at the moment but it was for the best.

You bag a few of those tiny Asian birds and everything will be just fine.

:lol: This is my new favourite post on the FFB. Possibly on the whole internet. I'm preparing to shear off the beard and venture out into the yellow tide this weekend.

Come down to Dongguan on the weekend starting the 26th. I know a few places to party.

You know, that would actually be pretty rad. Unfortunately, my brother and his missus breeze into town that weekend and I'll need to get them acquainted with Chinese life.

How often are you over here?