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>>Q. What's the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?
>>A. Saddam Hussein has more victories.
>>Q. What would Mark Waugh be if he were an English batsmen?
>>A. In form.
>>Q. How dominant is Australia's No. 1 fast bowler? A. Well, most
>>people in England think their opening batsman's real name is
>>Atherton B McGrath.
>>Q. What's the outstanding feature of England's pace attack?
>>A. Andy Caddick's ears.
>>Q. What is England's best chance of a win in the second test at
>>Adelaide OVal?
>>A. Telling the Aussies the match is at the MCG.
>>Q. Heard about the new Ashes trophy?
>>A. Yes, if England lose another series they're going to keep the
>>bails and burn the players instead.
>>Q. How bad is the English batting?
>>A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting
>>order.
>>Q. Why are the England players demanding increased match payments?
>>A. Someone has let on that Ashes Tests sometimes go to a fourth
>>day.
>>Q. What is the height of optimism?
>>A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
>>Q. What does Alan Mullally put in his hands to make sure the next
>>ball
>>almost always takes a wicket?
>>A. A bat.
>>Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
>>A. An allrounder.
>>Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
>>A. Three runs in three balls.
>>Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
>>A. Because they never catch anything
>>Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his names?
>>A. A bowler.
>>Q. What was the most proficient form of footwork displayed by
>>English
>>batsmen?
>>A. The walk back to the pavilion.
>>Q. Who has the easiest job in the English team?
>>A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats
>>Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussain, Mark Ramprakash, Uzman Afzaal,
>>Alex Tudor and Alan Mullally have over the rest of their
>>team-mates?
>>A. At least they can say they're not really English.
>>Q. Who spends the most time at the crease of anyone in the England
>>cricket team?
>>A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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