The Headlines Next Week - Give Your Best

[Iron Lion]

A good place to vent. Maybe get a laugh or a smile. Warriors staff and players will hate my guts.

Next weeks headlines.

- Proudly Celebrating 25 Years of Bullshit Performances

- Head Coach Cant Coach. Re-signed for 3 years.

- They Laughed At Me When I said I Was a Warriors Fan - And then The Game Started.

- The New Zealand Warriors. Only Club in The NRL You Need an HIV Test After Watching.

- The New Zealand Warriors. Not the Best Players in Country. Not the Best Players even in the Club. But Still, You Watch.

- New Zealand Warriors. Empty Stadiums Since 2004.

- Blair, Kata, Harris and Luke. #THEY ARE NOT US.

- Adam Blair and Tohu Haris to Face Court for Stealing Money.

- Isaiah Papallii Earns Media Attention For Parking Car At Festival. Not for any Actual NRL Performances.

- Issac Luke. The Man, The Myth and The Myth.

- If League was Played In The Air. Fusitua Could Be ConsideredGreat. But it's Not.

- Jazz Tevaga - The Little Engine That Couldn't.

- Ken Maumalo to Have Name Changed To Ken MOMO.

- Autex, Buy Low, Sell Lower.

- The Warriors sexy ass workout - 2 weeks to tight cheeks.

- Beware cheap Warriors tickets. It comes with a price.

- It's not just a soul-crushing loss. It's the Warriors.

- The coaching is hopeless. The performance is gutless. What else comes with a guarantee like that?

- Somewhere on a plane home, Ken Maumalo is trying to open a small bag of peanuts.

- Getting ass rammed is automatic. Pushing back to it takes effort. Warriors.

- Adam Blairs $800k Trick.

- Nobody in their right mind would support the New Zealand Warriors. Except for you, You badass. Welcome.

 

[Big Marn]

- Coach Kearney says everyones' spot in the team is under review....NOT.

- Tony and Stacey reveal all! Why we became Yes Men.

- Big Manu to appear on Dancing with the Stars (shhh. we arent talking about the Warriors being shit)

 

[MKEB...]

Four Warriors Dropped (in and said hi to some fans)

 

[MKEB...]

Support for Warriors and Alcoholism Not Linked. studies fail to prove

 

[ZEROMISSTACKLES]

"Warriors cement their spot as wooden spooners".

 

[Rich102]

Kearney says there is no need to panic - the team have to be allowed to develop their game.

RTS applies for mid-season transfer.

 

[Rich102]

Blake Green: No need for doom and gloom, Warriors ready to bounce back in NRL.

Oh sorry, that was last week's headline.

 

[MKEB...]

Warriors Players Out Of Their Depth Their baths will now only be filled 90mm from the bottom

 

[Big Marn]

this thread makes me laugh and cry at the same time....

 

[MKEB...]

Ghosts of Past Manly Losses Return to Haunt Warriors. But Casper the Ghost and his sidekick spooky, still scare them more.

 

[Big Marn]

Kearney blames Trump, Brexit and Global Warming for latest Warriors defeat

 

[spear tackle]

Warriors fans vow to stop keeping the faith and to contemplate the meaning of the word "accountability"

 

[MKEB...]

Warriors fans vow to stop keeping the faith and to contemplate the meaning of the word "accountability"

and further on

Kearney Mentions "Accountability" and Beats Previous Personal Polysyllabic Record...more to come

 

[spear tackle]

"Warriors move post match conference to local comedy club"

 

[MKEB...]

Warriors Unearth Sensational New Defence Coach.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Return of the Process - Mooks Strikes Back

 

[MKEB...]

Warriors Cinderella Story Continues: Coach Turns into Pumpkin After Midnight

 

[Big Marn]

Warriors players hit back at criticism. Claim they are really really really good at Fortnite.

 

[Iron Lion]

Hahaha finally have a reason to smile for the Warriors this weekend.

Well done you guys are all really funny!

I swear one or two of you must copywrite for a living.

 

[Blair]

Kearney: I'm at a loss with how badly the boys are playing.