The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Don't know. He sat down waiting to take drinks out then they chatted to him and one of them offered to take him to a pub and he obliged.

Sludge Guts probably went along aswell.

 

[African Monkey]

Yes I was always under the impression that Morne was the type.

 

[TheParraboy]

Guys just a courteous reminder

This isnt a thread chat for below par cricketers like Hauritz or Morkel or Afridi

cheers

 

[hineyrulz]

Guys just a courteous reminder

This isnt a thread chat for below par cricketers like Hauritz or Morkel or Afridi

cheers

Well said PB, this thread is for the great man. Average cricketers need not apply.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Below par cricketers like Hauritz and Morkel are still a step above Sludge Guts Kallis :lol:

 

[TheParraboy]

Below par cricketers like Hauritz and Morkel are still a step above Sludge Guts Kallis :lol:

what? in playing chess? darts? :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

what? in playing chess? darts? :lol:

Maybe he's talking about the gay department ?

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

No, Sludge Guts Kallis certainly is the winner in the shirt lifting contest.

 

[African Monkey]

So are you attracted to him TT ?

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

No AM I am not, he is all yours

 

[African Monkey]

He's not gay and neither am I. However, if you want him TT, I will give him a call just for you.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

If you could give Natalie Portman a call for me instead I would be more than grateful.

 

[hineyrulz]

Kallis misssus is way hotter than Natalie Portman, Jaques only dates glamours.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I doubt Natalie baby would even glance twice at the Sludge Guts, her standards are far too excessive for him.

 

[African Monkey]

Kallis misssus is way hotter than Natalie Portman, Jaques only dates glamours.

That right hiney. Jacques is a sex bomb who is loves by all women.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

You guys are all women?

 

[African Monkey]

You guys are all women?

He is loved by all men as well. including you

 

[Twizzle]

Kallis misssus is way hotter than Natalie Portman, Jaques only dates glamours.

sorry, damaged goods

 

[African Monkey]

Well done twizzle on becoming an administrator.

But twiz, Jacques is one of the sexiest men on the planet who is loved by both men and women.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

If only eating KFC was a sport then Sludge Guts would have a strike rate to match Afridi