The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

I do't blame you tbh. Jacques is always a big wicket and you're obviously really passionate about Australia.

 

[TheParraboy]

I think TT fainted as Jacques strolled by, couldnt believe he was that close to a cricketing legend

I dont blame him, luckily for me I was in the tumper stand and could stay composed

 

[hineyrulz]

I think TT fainted as Jacques strolled by, couldnt believe he was that close to a cricketing legend

I dont blame him, luckily for me I was in the tumper stand and could stay composed

You could be on to something PB, TT just couldn't handle being so close to a cricketing god.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I wasn't near Afridi

 

[African Monkey]

You could be on to something PB, TT just couldn't handle being so close to a cricketing god.

Yes that's right hiney. I do recommend that if you are going to meet or see Jacques Kallis in real life or on TV, have a doctor by your side.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I agree. He was sweating like a Sludge Guts from the walk to the fence and stunk horrendously which almost made me pass out.

 

[TheParraboy]

Good idea AM

At worst I suggest people are near someone who has done the seniors first aid course

 

[African Monkey]

I agree. He was sweating like a Sludge Guts from the walk to the fence and stunk horrendously which almost made me pass out.

Who were you sitting next to during the test ?

 

[hineyrulz]

Thats right AM, anyone with a weak heart should probably stay away while Jaques is playing because the excitment may be to much for them.

 

[African Monkey]

Yes and you notice that TT happened to agree with us on that occasion so he must finally be coming to his senses.

 

[TheParraboy]

Who were you sitting next to during the test ?

The sydney test was quite hot and humid. Maybe TT forgot to shower and put on Rexona? Cause he was so looking forward to watching cricketing royalty in Jacques, easy to forget?

Of course I was in the shade, and had a relaxing bath before the game, with lavender soap, and a rubby ducky

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Who were you sitting next to during the test ?

I was at the one dayer. Nathan Hauritz will never forget the spray he copped

 

[African Monkey]

That's right PB. It's best to go to the cricket nice and clean.

I was at the one dayer. Nathan Hauritz will never forget the spray he copped

Yeah I remember the thread that was made about it. Wasn't he trying to answer back or something ?

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

His answer back was "You're just a f**kin' wanker, aren't you?" Definately not the kind of language I find appropriate 16 year old Hoover fanatics should be exposed to so it is a good thing locky wasn't there.

 

[TheParraboy]

Hauritz should talk like that to the poms, instead of holding their hands

 

[African Monkey]

His answer back was "You're just a f**kin' wanker, aren't you?" Definately not the kind of language I find appropriate 16 year old Hoover fanatics should be exposed to so it is a good thing locky wasn't there.

:lol: that's pure gold. IIRC, you guys were in with a chance until Hauritz came on and I think Morkel finished off the total in doulbe quick time. That must have been his worst day in his life.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Morkel didnt take too kindly to being referred to as "second best in your family" either.

IIRC when Haurie said those vicious words it was just after he had been smashed for 20 odd to hand South Africa the game

 

[African Monkey]

:lol: I wonder if he cried after the game. But Albie sh*ts over Morne as a batsman tbh.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

A couple of guys picked up Morne :shock:

 

[African Monkey]

Like who ?