The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

Jacques is very slim and doesn't eat kfc.

 

[hineyrulz]

Jacques is very slim and doesn't eat kfc.

With Jaques's slim waistline i couldn't imagine him eating any sort of junk food. Especially KFC.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I think he is on Dr Nick's grease diet.

 

[African Monkey]

With Jaques's slim waistline i couldn't imagine him eating any sort of junk food. Especially KFC.

That's right hiney. Jacques is one of the world's fittest man.

 

[Twizzle]

well its good to see our Members Pavilion (cricket social forum) is a hit

you guys can thank Timbo for this, it was his idea

 

[TheParraboy]

we can thank Jacques for the phenominal success

 

[African Monkey]

No twizzle I disagree there. PB created this thread before the members pavillion came along and this was by far one of the most popular threads in the cricket forum.

And yes PB, thank you Jacques for everything.

 

[Twizzle]

wrong,

this thread was either going to be moved to a social forum or nuked

Timbo came up with the idea for a cricket social forum, mainly to accommodate Locky's wanking (now known as hoovering) threads, rather than nuking them

you can thank Timbo, not barge arse

 

[African Monkey]

If it was gonna be nuked, then how come it was around 4 or so months before the members pavillion was introduced ?

 

[Twizzle]

If it was gonna be nuked, then how come it was around 4 or so months before the members pavillion was introduced ?

what dont you understand ?

we developed this forum so this thread could be accommodated

 

[African Monkey]

what dont you understand ?

we developed this forum so this thread could be accommodated

Was there a reason why you didn't lock this thread before the members pavillion was introduced ?

 

[Twizzle]

Was there a reason why you didn't lock this thread before the members pavillion was introduced ?

yes, because Timbo talked me out of it as I already said

 

[African Monkey]

It sounds like Timbo, like the rest of us, is a massive Jacques fan

 

[TheParraboy]

Sounds like Timbo is a top bloke, twizzle on the other hand has been hanging around TT too much I think

 

[African Monkey]

That's exactly right PB.

 

[hineyrulz]

Agreed PB, birds of a feather flock together. Both Jealous of the great man Jaques......

 

[Twizzle]

I think I'm gonna be sick

 

[African Monkey]

I think I'm gonna be sick

I suggest that you take a few days off work and rest up in bed.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Can we include Shahid Afridi in the thread title? Might aswell keep all the hoovering to one thread?

 

[African Monkey]

Can we include Shahid Afridi in the thread title? Might aswell keep all the hoovering to one thread?

No we can't what do you take us for ? This is a thread for Jacques and Jacques only.